{"id":93483,"date":"2017-02-19T13:45:10","date_gmt":"2017-02-19T12:45:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=93483"},"modified":"2017-04-21T07:11:00","modified_gmt":"2017-04-21T06:11:00","slug":"zivot-pise-pribehy-na-pocatku-byla-ananasova-stava-na-konci-bolava-zada-vytahane-ruce-a-nohy-bez-citu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=93483","title":{"rendered":"\u017dIVOT P\u00cd\u0160E P\u0158\u00cdB\u011aHY: Na po\u010d\u00e1tku byly ananasov\u00e1 \u0161\u0165\u00e1va. Na konci pak bolav\u00e1 z\u00e1da, vytahan\u00e9 ruce a&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Rozhodla jsem se ud\u011blat k ve\u010de\u0159i trochu sal\u00e1tu, takov\u00fd s ku\u0159ec\u00edm masem. Rodina to m\u00e1 r\u00e1da a stejn\u011b trochu pe\u010den\u00e9ho ku\u0159ete zbylo, to u\u017e by se nesn\u011bdlo. Otev\u0159ela jsem tedy konzervu, nakr\u00e1jela ananas na kousky a vm\u00edchala do sal\u00e1tu. Z\u016fstala pln\u00e1 plechovka \u0161\u0165\u00e1vy. Vyp\u00edt? Nem\u011bla jsem chu\u0165. Vyl\u00edt? To mi p\u0159i\u0161lo l\u00edto. A\u017e jsem si vzpomn\u011bla na jeden recept &#8211; takov\u00e9 lehk\u00e9 \u0159ezy, do nich je t\u0159eba pr\u00e1v\u011b ananasov\u00e1 \u0161\u0165\u00e1va. Tak jsem je ud\u011blala. Akor\u00e1t \u017ee do nich se d\u00e1vaj\u00ed jen \u017el<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">outky, tak\u017ee b\u00edlky mi zbyly. A co s nimi ? Kdy\u017e je nech\u00e1m v lednici, nakonec je stejn\u011b vyliju\u2026 Ale k\u00e1pla jsem na to!<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-78962 size-thumbnail alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/17\/Facebook-Logo-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"facebook-logo\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/17\/Facebook-Logo-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/17\/Facebook-Logo-210x210.jpg 210w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>Ud\u011bl\u00e1m bez\u00e9. Je to snadn\u00e9 a rychl\u00e9. Pot\u0159ebovala jsem k tomu citronovou k\u016fru, tak\u017ee jeden citron jsem po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b odrbala\u2026 jen\u017ee co te\u010f s citronem ? Jak ho takhle nap\u016fl oloupnete-neoloupnete, hrozn\u011b snadno se zkaz\u00ed. Krom toho vysych\u00e1. Tak jsem \u0161\u0165\u00e1vu pou\u017eila na dresink do sal\u00e1tu. Bylo to moc dobr\u00e9, ale do sal\u00e1tu jsem kv\u016fli tomu mohla d\u00e1t jen p\u016flku cibule, aby to nebylo moc \u0161tiplav\u00e9\u2026Druh\u00e1 p\u016flka le\u017eela na lince. Co s n\u00ed? Napadlo m\u011b ud\u011blat na r\u00e1no dro\u017e\u010fovou pomaz\u00e1nku. Tu maj\u00ed v\u0161ichni r\u00e1di, d\u011bti ji mohou m\u00edt na chleba ke sva\u010din\u011b. Dro\u017ed\u00ed m\u00e1m a p\u016flka cibulky je do pomaz\u00e1nky zrovna tak akor\u00e1t. Jenom\u017ee mi samoz\u0159ejm\u011b zbyl kus dro\u017ed\u00ed. Tak co te\u010f s n\u00edm? Dro\u017e\u010fovou pol\u00edvku! Nebude j\u00ed moc, akor\u00e1t tak k ve\u010de\u0159i, co\u017e je dob\u0159e, proto\u017ee toho sal\u00e1tu se zase tak moc nenajed\u00ed\u2026Pokr\u00e1jela jsem cibulku a dala na ni rozpustit dro\u017ed\u00ed. Jdu si do ledni\u010dky pro vaj\u00ed\u010dka na kap\u00e1n\u00ed do pol\u00edvky &#8211; a nebylo tam ani jedno ! Neuv\u011bdomila jsem si, \u017ee jsem je vypl\u00e1cala na to pe\u010den\u00ed. To u\u017e jsem sk\u0159\u00edp\u011bla zubama, ale vypla jsem plyn a \u0161la si obl\u00e9ct bundu. Zab\u011bhnu do obchodu na rohu. Koupila jsem vaj\u00ed\u010dka, zubn\u00ed pastu, n\u011bkolikery pap\u00edrov\u00e9 kapesn\u00edky a kuchy\u0148sk\u00e9 ut\u011brky (m\u011bli je v akci), n\u011bkolik m\u00fddel a v\u0161em zubn\u00ed kart\u00e1\u010dky (taky akce). Pak jsem za\u0161la naproti do peka\u0159sk\u00e9ho st\u00e1nku pro celozrnn\u00fd chleba, aby m\u011bly d\u011bti pod tu pomaz\u00e1nku. No a kdy\u017e u\u017e jsem byla venku, stavila jsem se pro opraven\u00e9 boty a vyzvedla zimn\u00ed v\u011bci v \u010dist\u00edrn\u011b. Sotva jsem to v\u0161echno dot\u00e1hla dom\u016f. Pak jsem dod\u011blala pol\u00e9vku. Padla jsem na \u017eidli, z\u00e1da m\u011b bol\u00ed, ruce vytahan\u00e9, nohy nec\u00edt\u00edm\u2026<br \/>\n\u0158\u00edk\u00e1m si: Pro\u010d j\u00e1 kr\u00e1va, tu ananasovou \u0161\u0165\u00e1vu nevylila ?<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p id=\"js_l4\" class=\"_5pbw _5vra\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;C&quot;}\"><strong><span class=\"fwn fcg\"><span class=\"fwb fcg\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;k&quot;}\"><a id=\"js_mv\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jsem.vesnican\/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED&amp;fref=nf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" data-hovercard=\"\/ajax\/hovercard\/page.php?id=341022625334&amp;extragetparams=%7B%22hc_ref%22%3A%22NEWSFEED%22%2C%22fref%22%3A%22nf%22%7D\" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show=\"1\">Jsem vesni\u010dan!!!<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"_5pbw _5vra\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;C&quot;}\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rozhodla jsem <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":93511,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/18\/\u010dten\u00ed-na-v\u00edkend.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93483"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93483"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95657,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93483\/revisions\/95657"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/93511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}