{"id":89237,"date":"2017-01-15T07:51:13","date_gmt":"2017-01-15T06:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=89237"},"modified":"2017-01-15T14:48:14","modified_gmt":"2017-01-15T13:48:14","slug":"aktualizace-cely-den-vyroci-svatky-pranostiky-rychle-zpravy-kratke-glosy-rekli-napsali-usmevy-a-jine-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=89237","title":{"rendered":"AKTUALIZACE CEL\u00dd DEN: V\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed, sv\u00e1tky, pranostiky, rychl\u00e9 zpr\u00e1vy, kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 glosy, \u0159ekli, napsali, \u00fasm\u011bvy a jin\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_89238\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-89238\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-89238\" src=\"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/14\/vimperk-zima-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"vimperk zima\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/14\/vimperk-zima-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/14\/vimperk-zima-268x357.jpg 268w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/14\/vimperk-zima-362x483.jpg 362w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/14\/vimperk-zima.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-89238\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Vimperk &#8211; Su\u0161ick\u00e1 ulice (Foto: red &#8211; Za kr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed Vimperk)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h4>Dnes je ned\u011ble 15. ledna<\/h4>\n<p>Sv\u00e1tek maj\u00ed Alice a Alison<\/p>\n<h6>V\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed dne:<\/h6>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">1929 \u2013 Narodil se Martin Luther King, americk\u00fd aktivista za ob\u010dansk\u00e1 pr\u00e1va a\u00a0nositel Nobelovy ceny m\u00edru (\u2020\u00a04.\u00a0dubna 1968).<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">1943 \u2013 Byla dokon\u010dena stavba nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u00fa\u0159edn\u00ed budovy na sv\u011bt\u011b \u2013 Pentagonu \u00a0ve Washingtonu, D.C.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">1945 \u2013 Druh\u00e1 sv\u011btov\u00e1 v\u00e1lka: b\u011bhem z\u00e1padokarpatsk\u00e9 operace prob\u011bhla bitva u\u00a0Jasla, kter\u00e9 se z\u00fa\u010dastnili d\u011blost\u0159elci a\u00a0tankist\u00e9 1.\u00a0\u010deskoslovensk\u00e9ho arm\u00e1dn\u00edho sboru v\u00a0SSSR.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">1989 \u2013 V\u00a0Praze na V\u00e1clavsk\u00e9m n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed za\u010dala s\u00e9rie mohutn\u00fdch protikomunistick\u00fdch demonstrac\u00ed, pozd\u011bji nazvan\u00e1 Palach\u016fv t\u00fdden.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">2001 \u2013 Byla spu\u0161t\u011bna anglick\u00e1 Wikipedie, prvn\u00ed z\u00a0jazykov\u00fdch mutac\u00ed Wikipedie.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4>Pranostika pro dne\u0161n\u00ed den:<\/h4>\n<p>Na den svat\u00e9ho Pavla poutevn\u00edka p\u011bkn\u00fd den &#8211; dobr\u00fd rok; v\u011btrn\u00fd den &#8211; mokr\u00fd rok.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4>\u00dasm\u011bv pro dne\u0161n\u00ed den:<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-87360 size-thumbnail alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"usmev\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-357x357.jpg 357w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-483x483.jpg 483w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-210x210.jpg 210w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><br \/>\nTo jsme takhle jednou sed\u011bli v hospod\u011b, kdy\u017e najednou dovnit\u0159 vpadnul Pepa, s tup\u00fdm \u0161\u0165astn\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem na rtech, zpocenej. Tak se ho pt\u00e1m, co se d\u011bje. <\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;No, to byste nev\u011b\u0159ili. Za hospodou je v dod\u00e1vce jedna super baba, co d\u00e1 ka\u017ed\u00e9mu zadarmo. Sta\u010d\u00ed tam jen zaj\u00edt a nemus\u00ed\u0161 nic d\u011blat, ona t\u011b v podstat\u011b vt\u00e1hne dovnit\u0159.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Tak jsem si \u0159ekl, \u017ee pro\u010d vlastn\u011b ne. Vy\u0161el jsem ven, dojdu k dod\u00e1vce, zaklepu, otev\u0159ely se dve\u0159e a \u017eensk\u00e9 ruce m\u011b energicky vt\u00e1hly do tmy, strhaly ze m\u011b oble\u010den\u00ed a po p\u00e1r vte\u0159in\u00e1ch u\u017e jsme se odd\u00e1vali v\u00e1\u0161niv\u00e9mu sexu.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Zrovna jsme byli v nejlep\u0161\u00edm, kdy\u017e dovnit\u0159 vpadl proud sv\u011btla.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Rychle jsem nat\u00e1hl kalhoty, v duchu nad\u00e1vaje, a st\u00e1hnul ok\u00fdnko. Policistova tv\u00e1\u0159 vypadala ve sv\u011btle baterky docela nekompromisn\u011b. Zeptal se m\u011b, co tam jako d\u011bl\u00e1m.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;No co by, miluju se se svoj\u00ed \u017eenou!&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Ach, tak to mi promi\u0148te, nev\u011bd\u011bl jsem, \u017ee to je va\u0161e \u017eena.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;To j\u00e1 taky ne, dokud jste sem neposv\u00edtil.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-88017 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/31\/plakat-malenice-213x300.jpg\" alt=\"plakat-malenice\" width=\"400\" height=\"564\" \/>\u0158ekli dnes:<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Zdrav\u00edm v\u0161echny, jak\u00fd jste m\u011bli t\u00fdden? Ten m\u016fj nest\u00e1l za moc, ale v\u010dera jsem si to vynahradil. Chodil jsem po hospod\u00e1ch a pov\u00eddal si s hostinsk\u00fdmi a starosty v Kr\u00e1lov\u00e9hradeck\u00e9m kraji. Nakonec jsem skon\u010dil na plese v Nemojov\u011b, kter\u00fd po\u0159\u00e1dali v nov\u011b otev\u0159en\u00e9 hospod\u011b. Star\u00fd majitel to zap\u00edchl pr\u00fd kv\u016fli EET. Starosta mi \u0159ekl, \u017ee stejn\u011b jako hostinsk\u00fd nest\u00e1l za moc a tak za\u0159\u00eddil nov\u00fd provoz. Ples byl n\u011bco jako ostr\u00e1 zkou\u0161ka p\u0159ed otev\u0159en\u00edm. Dokonce jsem si tam i zatancoval.\u00a0Byla t<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">o j\u00edzda, proto\u017ee p\u0159edt\u00edm v Hospod\u011b Dubina v B\u00edl\u00e9 T\u0159eme\u0161n\u00e9 u\u017e m\u011bli n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed \u0161tamgasti docela n\u00e1ladi\u010dku, nejd\u0159\u00edv platili oni m\u011b pak zas j\u00e1 jim. Pov\u00eddali jsme si o fotbale, proto\u017ee tam maj\u00ed velk\u00fd a nad\u011bjn\u00fd klub ml\u00e1de\u017en\u00edk\u016f, tak jsem jim sl\u00edbil poslat pades\u00e1t tis\u00edc jako podporu. Jo a zjistil jsem, \u017ee spoustu hostinsk\u00fdch neotravuje ani tak EET jako neust\u00e1l\u00e9 kontroly r\u016fzn\u00fdch \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edk\u016f. T\u0159eba v restauraci U Pastv\u016f mi majitel l\u00ed\u010dil, jak si tam pod\u00e1vaj\u00ed dve\u0159e kontrolo\u0159i kv\u016fli plynu, elekt\u0159in\u011b, hygien\u011b, kom\u00ednu\u2026 Naposledy mu nutili instalovat \u00fapln\u011b zbyte\u010dn\u011b teplom\u011br, i kdy\u017e koupil supermodern\u00ed ledni\u010dku s \u010didlem. Tahle byrokracie mi p\u0159ijde jako skute\u010dn\u00fd probl\u00e9m, ne EET, kter\u00e1 nen\u00ed o n\u011bjak\u00e9 buzeraci, ale prost\u011b o poctiv\u00e9m odv\u00e1d\u011bn\u00ed dan\u00ed do na\u0161\u00ed spole\u010dn\u00e9 kasy. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b, je ned\u011ble, tak v\u00e1m v\u0161em p\u0159eju, abyste v\u011bci, co v\u00e1s za tenhle t\u00fdden na\u0161tvaly, hodili na chvilku za hlavu a u\u017eili si zbytek v\u00edkendu. Tady v Pr\u016fhonic\u00edch vykouklo slun\u00ed\u010dko. M\u011bjte se hezky. <\/span><\/em><span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><strong>(Andrej BABI\u0160, ministr financ\u00ed)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4>Napsali dnes:<\/h4>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/zpravy.idnes.cz\/zakaz-amalgamovych-plomb-evropska-komise-plomby-z-bile-pryskyrice-1dy-\/domaci.aspx?c=A170114_182043_domaci_ekl\" target=\"_blank\">Lep\u0161\u00ed plomby zdarma. Nebezpe\u010dn\u00fd amalg\u00e1m bude zak\u00e1z\u00e1n pro d\u011bti a t\u011bhotn\u00e9<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/zpravy.idnes.cz\/zriceni-strechy-haly-ceska-trebova-dt9-\/domaci.aspx?c=A170115_091702_domaci_jkk\" target=\"_blank\">Sesypalo se to jako hrom\u00e1dka karet, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 o z\u0159\u00edcen\u00ed st\u0159echy haly sv\u011bdkyn\u011b<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/zpravy.idnes.cz\/ukradena-karta-vyber-z-bankomatu-do8-\/krimi.aspx?c=A170115_110149_krimi_eb\" target=\"_blank\">V ukraden\u00e9 aktovce byly platebn\u00ed karty. Zlod\u011bj z bankomatu vybral 290 000<\/a><\/h6>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4>Dopravn\u00ed nehody:<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-89211 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/14\/zna\u010dka-dopravni-nehoda-300x263.png\" alt=\"zna\u010dka dopravni nehoda\" width=\"30\" height=\"26\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/14\/zna\u010dka-dopravni-nehoda-300x263.png 300w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/14\/zna\u010dka-dopravni-nehoda-407x357.png 407w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/14\/zna\u010dka-dopravni-nehoda.png 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 30px) 100vw, 30px\" \/>\u2022<\/strong>\u00a0Od 15.1.2017 14:30 do 16:35; v ulici Vimpersk\u00e1 v obci Ka\u0161persk\u00e9 Hory okres Klatovy; nehoda; Hav\u00e1rie OA do p\u0159\u00edkopu. P\u010cR na m\u00edsto. <strong>(Policie \u010cR)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dnes je <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":87511,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/31\/den-od-r\u00e1na-logo.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89237"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89237"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89282,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89237\/revisions\/89282"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/87511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}