{"id":87754,"date":"2017-01-03T00:04:49","date_gmt":"2017-01-02T23:04:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=87754"},"modified":"2017-01-03T15:07:12","modified_gmt":"2017-01-03T14:07:12","slug":"aktualizace-cely-den-vyroci-svatky-pranostiky-rychle-zpravy-kratke-glosy-rekli-napsali-usmevy-a-jine-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=87754","title":{"rendered":"AKTUALIZACE CEL\u00dd DEN: V\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed, sv\u00e1tky, pranostiky, rychl\u00e9 zpr\u00e1vy, kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 glosy, \u0159ekli, napsali, \u00fasm\u011bvy a jin\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_87756\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-87756\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-87756\" src=\"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/02\/stachy-ph-288x300.jpg\" alt=\"stachy-ph\" width=\"400\" height=\"417\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/02\/stachy-ph-288x300.jpg 288w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/02\/stachy-ph-768x801.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/02\/stachy-ph-342x357.jpg 342w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/02\/stachy-ph-463x483.jpg 463w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/02\/stachy-ph.jpg 920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-87756\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Stachy (foto: Petra HOVORKOV\u00c1)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h4>Dnes je \u00fater\u00fd 3. ledna 2017<\/h4>\n<p>Sv\u00e1tek maj\u00ed Radmila a Radomil<\/p>\n<h6>V\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed dne:<\/h6>\n<ul>\n<li>1521 \u2013 Pape\u017e Lev\u00a0X. vydal bulu, j\u00ed\u017e exkomunikoval Martina Luthera z \u0158\u00edmskokatolick\u00e9 c\u00edrkve pot\u00e9, co odm\u00edtl odvolat 41 ze sv\u00fdch 95 tez\u00ed.<\/li>\n<li>1795 \u2013 Rakousko a Rusko uzav\u0159elo smlouvu o\u00a0t\u0159et\u00edm d\u011blen\u00ed Polska.<\/li>\n<li>1892 \u2013 Narodil se John Ronald Reuel Tolkien, anglick\u00fd spisovatel, lingvista a tv\u016frce fiktivn\u00edho sv\u011bta St\u0159edozem\u011b (\u2020\u00a02.\u00a0z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed 1973).<\/li>\n<li>1923 \u2013 Zem\u0159el Jaroslav Ha\u0161ek, \u010desk\u00fd spisovatel a autor kni\u017en\u00ed postavy \u0160vejka\u00a0(*\u00a030.\u00a0dubna 1883).<\/li>\n<li>1961 \u2013 Do\u0161lo k p\u0159eru\u0161en\u00ed diplomatick\u00fdch vztah\u016f mezi Kubou a USA. Diplomatick\u00e1 roztr\u017eka vy\u00fastila nakonec v\u00a0Karibskou krizi.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4>Pranostika pro dne\u0161n\u00ed den:<\/h4>\n<p><em>Je-li po 3. lednu po\u010das\u00ed kr\u00e1sn\u00e9, p\u0159ijdou na ja\u0159e bou\u0159e \u010dasn\u00e9.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4>\u00dasm\u011bv pro dne\u0161n\u00ed den:<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-87360\" src=\"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"usmev\" width=\"110\" height=\"110\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-357x357.jpg 357w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-483x483.jpg 483w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-210x210.jpg 210w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 110px) 100vw, 110px\" \/>\u017densk\u00e1 si objedn\u00e1 do bytu montovanou sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148. P\u0159ijedou, namontujou, \u017eena zaplat\u00ed, odjedou. Najednou projede pod okny tramvaj a sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 spadne. Co te\u010f? Man\u017eel nen\u00ed doma, tak sko\u010d\u00ed pro souseda, a\u0165 j\u00ed pom\u016f\u017ee. Soused zvedne sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 a p\u0159ipevn\u00ed ji vrutama ke zdi. Projede tramvaj a sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 zase spadne. Soused \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: &#8220;V\u00edte co, j\u00e1 to p\u0159imontuju, vlezu do sk\u0159\u00edn\u011b a kouknu, kterej vrut povoluje prvn\u00ed, a tam pak d\u00e1m v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed.&#8221; \u017dena souhlas\u00ed a \u017ee p\u016fjde zat\u00edm postavit na k\u00e1vu. V tom se vr\u00e1t\u00ed man\u017eel, vid\u00ed na stole prost\u0159eno pro k\u00e1vu a novou sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148. Otev\u0159e ji, tam soused. &#8220;Co tu d\u011bl\u00e1te, sousede?&#8221; za\u0159ve. Soused se zamysl\u00ed a pak pov\u00edd\u00e1: &#8220;V\u00edte co, dejte mi rovnou p\u0159es hubu, proto\u017ee kdy\u017e v\u00e1m \u0159eknu, \u017ee tu \u010dek\u00e1m na tramvaj, tak mi stejn\u011b neuv\u011b\u0159\u00edte.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4>Radnice hled\u00e1 ukl\u00edze\u010dku:<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">M\u011bsto Vimperk p\u0159ijme do pracovn\u00edho pom\u011bru ukl\u00edze\u010dku prostor M\u011bstsk\u00e9ho \u00fa\u0159adu Vimperk Steinbrenerova \u010dp. 6 a 5 + n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed Svobody \u010dp. 42 Turistick\u00e9 informa\u010dn\u00ed st\u0159edisko. N\u00e1stup mo\u017en\u00fd ihned. Pracovn\u00ed pom\u011br na pln\u00fd \u00favazek (8 hod) na dobu ur\u010ditou (z\u00e1stup za nemoc) do 31.05.2017, s mo\u017enost\u00ed n\u00e1sledn\u00e9ho prodlou\u017een\u00ed pracovn\u00edho pom\u011bru a d\u00e1le s pom\u011brn\u011b re\u00e1lnou perspektivou n\u00e1sledn\u00e9ho uzav\u0159en\u00ed pracovn\u00edho pom\u011bru na dobu neur\u010ditou. Platov\u00e9 za\u0159azen\u00ed podle tabulek a podle dosa\u017een\u00e9ho stupn\u011b 2. t\u0159\u00edda v rozmez\u00ed 8.950,- K\u010d a\u017e 13.470,- K\u010d. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vimperk.cz\/cz\/vyzva-pracovni-pomer-uklizecka\/3318\/#.WGrc_PlX-M8\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>V\u00cdCE INFORMAC\u00cd<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4>\u0158ekli &#8211; napsali:<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">P\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 podnikatel\u00e9, pokladna a vyd\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed \u00fa\u010dtenek nen\u00ed jenom o elektronick\u00e9 evidenci. Je to hlavn\u011b o tom m\u00edt po\u0159\u00e1dek v \u00fa\u010detnictv\u00ed, m\u00edt po\u0159\u00e1dek v dan\u00edch, m\u00edt po\u0159\u00e1dek mezi majitelem a zam\u011bstnancem, m\u00edt korektn\u00ed vztah se z\u00e1kazn\u00edkem, kter\u00fd plat\u00ed pen\u00edze a m\u011bl by obdr\u017eet doklad. A udr\u017eet si po\u0159\u00e1dek v alespo\u0148 trochu v\u011bt\u0161\u00edm obchod\u011b \u010di restauraci bez pokladny, to je bez evidence skoro nemo\u017en\u00e9. A \u00fapln\u011b malink\u00e9 podniky? T\u011bm chceme d\u00e1t mo\u017enost sjednat si pau\u0161\u00e1ln\u00ed da\u0148 s finan\u010dn\u00edm \u00fa\u0159adem. Dr\u017ete n\u00e1m palce.<strong> (Andrej BABI\u0160, m\u00edstop\u0159edseda vl\u00e1dy a ministr financ\u00ed)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4>Glosa ke dni:<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Je\u0161t\u011b t\u0159i roky pot\u00e9 se \u010desk\u00e1 justice p\u0159e o to, zda h\u00e1zen\u00ed p\u0159edm\u011bt\u016f na \u010desk\u00e9ho prezidenta plus prezidenty okoln\u00edch zem\u00ed je \u010di nen\u00ed trestn\u00fd \u010din. Tak si tak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, zdali by nov\u011b zalo\u017een\u00e9 vnitr\u00e1ck\u00e9 Teroristick\u00e9 centum hybridn\u00edho Chovance nem\u011blo prozkoumat, jestli to nen\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00fd z\u00e1ludn\u00fd, nejsp\u00ed\u0161e putinovsk\u00fd fejk, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 vn\u00e9st ned\u016fv\u011bru do du\u0161\u00ed zdej\u0161\u00edho obyvatelstva a rozvr\u00e1tit z\u00e1\u0159n\u00e9 evropsk\u00e9 z\u00edt\u0159ky. Bo\u017ee, za\u010d n\u00e1s tresce\u0161, kdy\u017e dovoluje\u0161, aby pitomci \u017eij\u00edc\u00ed mezi n\u00e1mi, opakovan\u011b volili idioty. V\u00edtejte v \u010cesk\u00e9 republice roku 2017! <\/em><strong>(Petr \u0160T\u011aP\u00c1NEK)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h5>To se n\u00e1m l\u00edb\u00ed:<\/h5>\n<p>V\u00e1\u017een\u00ed a mil\u00ed Strako\u0148\u00e1ci, nevyhazujte star\u00e9 pe\u010divo do popelnice, ale pros\u00edm p\u0159ineste ho v p\u00e1tek odpoledne do Je\u010dm\u00ednku a dostanete dom\u00e1c\u00ed vaj\u00ed\u010dka. D\u011bkuji. <strong>(facebook)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4>To bude kosa&#8230;<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sobotn\u00ed r\u00e1no p\u0159inese velmi siln\u00e9 mrazy! Ve \u010dtvrtek k n\u00e1m za\u010dne pronikat p\u016fvodem arktick\u00fd vzduch. Nejchladn\u011bji bude z\u0159ejm\u011b v sobotu r\u00e1no, kdy teploty klesnou na -10 \u00b0C a\u017e -20 \u00b0C, na \u0160umav\u011b z\u0159ejm\u011b i k -30 \u00b0C. \u00a0<strong>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.in-pocasi.cz\/\" target=\"_blank\">IN-PO\u010cAS\u00cd<\/a>)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dnes je <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":87511,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/31\/den-od-r\u00e1na-logo.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87754"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87754"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87840,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87754\/revisions\/87840"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/87511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}