{"id":87418,"date":"2016-12-31T22:29:18","date_gmt":"2016-12-31T21:29:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=87418"},"modified":"2017-01-01T20:02:32","modified_gmt":"2017-01-01T19:02:32","slug":"den-jako-na-dlani-vyroci-svatky-pranostiky-rychle-zpravy-kratke-glosy-rekli-napsali-usmevy-a-jine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=87418","title":{"rendered":"AKTUALIZACE CEL\u00dd DEN: V\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed, sv\u00e1tky, pranostiky, rychl\u00e9 zpr\u00e1vy, kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 glosy, \u0159ekli, napsali, \u00fasm\u011bvy a jin\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_87421\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-87421\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-87421\" src=\"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/31\/budilov-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"budilov\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/31\/budilov-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/31\/budilov-268x357.jpg 268w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/31\/budilov-362x483.jpg 362w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/31\/budilov.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-87421\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Z\u00e1pad slunce v Budilov\u011b (foto: Marie RACOCHOV\u00c1)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h5>Dnes je ned\u011ble 1. ledna 2017<\/h5>\n<p>Nov\u00fd rok<\/p>\n<h6>V\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed dne:<\/h6>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">1801 \u2013 Italsk\u00fd astronom Giuseppe Piazzi <i>(na obr\u00e1zku)<\/i> objevil prvn\u00ed planetku a\u00a0pojmenoval ji podle \u0159\u00edmsk\u00e9 bohyn\u011b plodnosti a\u00a0\u00farody Ceres.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">1877 \u2013 Kr\u00e1lovna Viktorie se stala c\u00edsa\u0159ovnou Indie.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">1942 \u2013 V New Yorku zem\u0159el \u010desk\u00fd hudebn\u00edk Jaroslav Je\u017eek (* 25. z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed 1906).<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">1977 \u2013 Byla seps\u00e1na Charta 77.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">1992 \u2013 Zanikla \u010ceskoslovensk\u00e1 televize a vznikly \u010cesk\u00e1 televize a Slovensk\u00e1 telev\u00edzia.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">2007 \u2013 Rumunsko a Bulharsko se staly \u010dleny Evropsk\u00e9 unie.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h6>Pranostiky pro dne\u0161n\u00ed den:<\/h6>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Jak na Nov\u00fd rok, tak po cel\u00fd rok.<br \/>\nJe-li na Nov\u00fd rok hezky, budou p\u011bkn\u00e9 \u017en\u011b.<br \/>\nNa Nov\u00fd rok d\u00e9\u0161\u0165 &#8211; o velikonoc\u00edch sn\u00edh<br \/>\nNovoro\u010dn\u00ed noc sv\u011btl\u00e1 a tich\u00e1 bez de\u0161t\u011b a v\u011btru znamen\u00e1 dobr\u00fd rok<br \/>\nNovoro\u010dn\u00ed noc jasn\u00e1 a klidn\u00e1, bude pov\u011btrnost pro \u00farodu vl\u00eddn\u00e1<br \/>\nNa Nov\u00fd rok o slepi\u010d\u00ed krok.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h6>Vtip pro dne\u0161n\u00ed den:<\/h6>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-87360 size-thumbnail alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"usmev\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-357x357.jpg 357w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-483x483.jpg 483w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv-210x210.jpg 210w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/30\/\u00fasm\u011bv.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>P\u0159i\u0161la pan\u00ed k l\u00e9ka\u0159i &#8211; modr\u00e1, zelen\u00e1, zbit\u00e1.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Co se V\u00e1m stalo, pan\u00ed?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Kdy\u017e se mu\u017e vr\u00e1t\u00ed napit\u00fd z hospody, poka\u017ed\u00e9 mn\u011b takhle zml\u00e1t\u00ed. Co m\u00e1m d\u011blat?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Ud\u011blejte si he\u0159m\u00e1nkov\u00fd \u010daj a kdy\u017e se vr\u00e1t\u00ed mu\u017e z hospody, kloktejte. A po t\u00fddnu se uka\u017ete.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Po t\u00fddnu p\u0159ijde pan\u00ed k l\u00e9ka\u0159i, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 stopy po pranici. &#8220;Zabralo to, nezml\u00e1til mne.&#8221;<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>\n&#8220;J\u00e1 to v\u011bd\u011bl! Sta\u010dilo dr\u017eet hubu&#8230;..<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ozn\u00e1men\u00ed:<\/h6>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u010cESK\u00c9 BUD\u011aJOVICE:<\/strong> Vzhledem k n\u00e1r\u016fstu ch\u0159ipkov\u00fdch onemocn\u011bn\u00ed plat\u00ed od dne\u0161n\u00edho dne a\u017e do odvol\u00e1n\u00ed z\u00e1kaz n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv na l\u016f\u017ekov\u00fdch odd\u011blen\u00edch \u010deskobud\u011bjovick\u00e9 nemocnice. Ve v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edpadech m\u016f\u017ee n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu u pacienta povolit prim\u00e1\u0159 odd\u011blen\u00ed nebo prvn\u00ed slu\u017ebu maj\u00edc\u00ed l\u00e9ka\u0159.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4>Silvestrovsk\u00e9 st\u00edny:<\/h4>\n<h6><a href=\"http:\/\/zahranicni.eurozpravy.cz\/eu\/178391-v-helsinkach-vjelo-auto-do-davu-lidi-na-miste-je-sedm-zranenych\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>V Helsink\u00e1ch vjelo auto do davu lid\u00ed, na m\u00edst\u011b je sedm zran\u011bn\u00fdch<\/strong><\/a><\/h6>\n<h6><strong><a title=\"\u010d\u00edst \u010dl\u00e1nek: P\u0159i st\u0159etu auta s vlakem u T\u0159ebon\u011b zem\u0159eli dva lid\u00e9\" href=\"http:\/\/jindrichohradecky.denik.cz\/nehody\/pri-stretu-auta-s-vlakem-u-trebone-zemreli-dva-lide-20161231.html\" target=\"_blank\">P\u0159i st\u0159etu auta s vlakem u T\u0159ebon\u011b zem\u0159eli dva lid\u00e9<\/a><\/strong><\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pozary.cz\/clanek\/153518-po-nehode-u-hlinska-museli-hasici-vyprostovat-ridice-omotal-automobil-kolem-stromu\/\" target=\"_blank\">Po nehod\u011b u\u00a0Hlinska museli hasi\u010di vypro\u0161\u0165ovat \u0159idi\u010de, omotal automobil kolem\u00a0stromu<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jcted.cz\/v-jistebnici-lovili-auto-z-rybnika\/\" target=\"_blank\">V Jistebnici lovili auto z rybn\u00edka<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pozary.cz\/clanek\/153569-v-rozanech-u-sluknova-zasahovaly-ctyri-jednotky-u-pozaru-trznice-ze-strechy-slehaly-obrovske-plameny\/\" target=\"_blank\">V\u00a0Ro\u017eanech u\u00a0\u0160luknova zasahovaly \u010dty\u0159i jednotky u\u00a0po\u017e\u00e1ru tr\u017enice, ze st\u0159echy \u0161lehaly obrovsk\u00e9 plameny<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/zpravy.idnes.cz\/utok-v-istanbulu-na-nocni-klub-deg-\/zahranicni.aspx?c=A170101_002739_domaci_jav#utm_source=facebook&amp;utm_medium=text&amp;utm_campaign=edit\" target=\"_blank\">\u00datok na istanbulsk\u00fd no\u010dn\u00ed klub: nejm\u00e9n\u011b 35 mrtv\u00fdch, des\u00edtky zran\u011bn\u00fdch<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pozary.cz\/clanek\/153582-skoro-tri-sta-udalosti-zamestnalo-hasice-posledni-den-roku-2016-horelo-celkem-96x\/\" target=\"_blank\">Skoro t\u0159i sta ud\u00e1lost\u00ed zam\u011bstnalo hasi\u010de posledn\u00ed den roku 2016, ho\u0159elo celkem\u00a096\u00d7<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pozary.cz\/clanek\/153592-zabavni-pyrotechnika-v-moste-zapalila-vnitrek-zaparkovaneho-automobilu-pozar-museli-likvidovat-hasici\/\" target=\"_blank\">Z\u00e1bavn\u00ed pyrotechnika v\u00a0Most\u011b zap\u00e1lila vnit\u0159ek zaparkovan\u00e9ho automobilu, po\u017e\u00e1r museli likvidovat\u00a0hasi\u010di<\/a><\/h6>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h6>Ops\u00e1no z facebooku:<\/h6>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>\u2022 Kdo vymyslel na Silvestra tuhle dementn\u00ed z\u00e1bavu ??? \u2026 st\u00e1le mi unik\u00e1 jej\u00ed smysl \u2026 chyb\u00ed n\u00e1m adrenalin, \u017ee si hrajeme na bombardov\u00e1n\u00ed\u2026? nebo co?!!!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\"><span class=\"UFICommentBody\">\u2022 <em>N\u011bkde jsem \u010detl, \u017ee si tak chlapi, co to ned\u00e1vaj v sexu, si t\u011bmi v\u00fdst\u0159ely oh\u0148ostroj\u016f kompenzuj\u00ed svou nedostate\u010dnost, tak v\u00e1m nev\u00edm no.\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u2022 <em>Ka\u017ed\u00fd rok na silvestra slav\u00ed lidstvo apokalypsu. Houfn\u00e1 intoxikace alkoholem a jin\u00fdmi drogami a ohlu\u0161uj\u00edc\u00ed pyrotechnick\u00fd beng\u00e1l jsou vn\u011bj\u0161\u00edmi projevy pudov\u00e9 pot\u0159eby zapomenout, co jsme nedok\u00e1zali, co jsme pokazili, aby se pak mo\u017en\u00e1 za\u010dalo jinak&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4>Stalo se dnes:<\/h4>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/zpravy.idnes.cz\/oldham-velka-britanie-nehoda-cesky-d5m-\/zahranicni.aspx?c=A170101_130028_zahranicni_san\" target=\"_blank\">\u0158idi\u010d v Brit\u00e1nii srazil dv\u011b mal\u00e9 \u010ce\u0161ky, jedna z nich nehodu nep\u0159e\u017eila<\/a><\/h6>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dnes je <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":87511,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/31\/den-od-r\u00e1na-logo.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87418"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87418"}],"version-history":[{"count":28,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87592,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87418\/revisions\/87592"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/87511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}