{"id":79419,"date":"2016-10-20T18:36:44","date_gmt":"2016-10-20T17:36:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=79419"},"modified":"2017-04-21T07:06:26","modified_gmt":"2017-04-21T06:06:26","slug":"na-vikend-genius-jaroslav-hasek-s-humorem-o-sobe-a-strane-mirneho-pokroku-v-mezich-zakona","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=79419","title":{"rendered":"\u010cTEN\u00cd NA V\u00cdKEND: G\u00e9nius Jaroslav Ha\u0161ek s humorem o sob\u011b a Stran\u011b m\u00edrn\u00e9ho pokroku v mez\u00edch z\u00e1kona"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/20\/ha%C5%A1ek.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Pon\u011bvad\u017e ji\u017e n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t b\u011bhem l\u00ed\u010den\u00ed historie strany m\u00edrn\u00e9ho pokroku v mez\u00edch z\u00e1kona dotkl jsem se sv\u00e9 osoby, c\u00edt\u00edm, \u017ee je t\u0159eba odlo\u017eit nem\u00edstnou skromnost a p\u0159ed celou ve\u0159ejnost\u00ed nestrann\u011b s\u00e1m sebe d\u016fstojn\u011b kritizovat.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jako v\u016fdce strany m\u00edrn\u00e9ho pokroku v mez\u00edch z\u00e1kona a jej\u00ed kandid\u00e1t mus\u00edm sv\u00e1 jedn\u00e1n\u00ed a kon\u00e1n\u00ed posuzovat co nejobjektivn\u011bji a z\u00e1rove\u0148 p\u0159ehledn\u011b, aby nikomu neu\u0161el ani jeden skv\u011bl\u00fd bod m\u00e9ho charakteru. Jsou skute\u010dn\u011b chv\u00edle v m\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b, kdy \u0161ept\u00e1m si s\u00e1m pro sebe, jsa nad\u0161en n\u011bjak\u00fdm vlastn\u00edm \u010dinem: \u201eM\u016fj bo\u017ee, j\u00e1 jsem pa\u0161\u00e1k.\u201c Co by mi to v\u0161ak bylo platno, kdyby se o tom sv\u011bt nedozv\u011bd\u011bl? Sv\u011bt mus\u00ed p\u0159ij\u00edt k tomuto n\u00e1zoru, lidstvo mus\u00ed mne n\u00e1le\u017eit\u011b ocenit, a to nejen m\u00e9 velk\u00e9 vlohy a obrovsk\u00e9 schopnosti, n\u00fdbr\u017e hlavn\u011b m\u016fj b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00fd talent a m\u016fj nevyrovnateln\u011b ryz\u00ed charakter. N\u011bkdo ov\u0161em nam\u00edtne, pro\u010d jsem si tento chvalozp\u011bv nedal napsat od jin\u00e9ho, povolan\u011bj\u0161\u00edho, pro\u010d \u010din\u00edm sv\u00e9 skromnosti takov\u00e9 n\u00e1sil\u00ed, chv\u00e1le se s\u00e1m?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Odpov\u00edd\u00e1m: proto, \u017ee s\u00e1m sebe zn\u00e1m nejl\u00e9pe a jist\u011b tak\u00e9 nenap\u00ed\u0161i o sob\u011b nic, co by pravd\u011b neodpov\u00eddalo, pon\u011bvad\u017e by to bylo sm\u011b\u0161n\u00e9, kdybych, p\u00ed\u0161e s\u00e1m o sob\u011b, nadsazoval.<\/strong> Pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m proto v\u00fdraz\u016f nejskromn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch, kdykoliv je t\u0159eba, abych se pochv\u00e1lil, ale rozhodn\u011b stoj\u00edm na tom stanovisku, \u017ee skromnost kr\u00e1\u0161l\u00ed mu\u017ee, ale prav\u00fd mu\u017e \u017ee se kr\u00e1\u0161liti nem\u00e1, a proto nesm\u00edme b\u00fdt skromn\u00fdmi p\u0159esp\u0159\u00edli\u0161. Odvrhn\u011bme kone\u010dn\u011b v\u0161echnu sentimentalitu, pro ni\u017e n\u00e1m p\u0159ezd\u011bli &#8216;n\u00e1rod holubi\u010d\u00ed&#8217;, a bu\u010fme mu\u017ei. Nesty\u010fme se ve\u0159ejn\u011b se p\u0159iznat ku sv\u00fdm p\u0159ednostem! Jak je to kr\u00e1sn\u00e9, kdy\u017e sm\u011ble dovedu \u0159\u00edci: \u201eVa\u0161nosti, j\u00e1 jsem g\u00e9nius,\u201c kde by nem\u00edstn\u011b skromn\u00fd mu\u017e \u0159ekl: \u201eVa\u0161nosti, j\u00e1 jsem hovado.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rozumn\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk tak\u00e9 zcela chyt\u0159e se strk\u00e1 v\u017edy do pop\u0159ed\u00ed a vol\u00e1 s\u00e1m sob\u011b sl\u00e1vu, kde\u017eto takov\u00fd upejpav\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk sed\u00ed na z\u00e1chod\u011b, zat\u00edmco jeho \u0161\u0165astn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed druh, oceniv se n\u00e1le\u017eit\u011b, tak\u00e9 se dovede uplatnit ve ve\u0159ejn\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b.<\/strong> Upejpavost jest nejhor\u0161\u00ed str\u00e1nka lidsk\u00e9 povahy. Je to podvod, zahalen\u00fd v rou\u0161ku skromnosti, a pr\u00e1v\u011b ode mne, mu\u017ee tak velice zaslou\u017eil\u00e9ho o celou \u010deskou literaturu, politiku a \u017eivot ve\u0159ejn\u00fd, bylo by hanbou, bylo by h\u0159\u00edchem, p\u00e1chan\u00fdm na \u010desk\u00e9m n\u00e1rod\u011b, kdybych ho nech\u00e1val v nejistot\u011b o tom, jsem-li \u010di nejsem geni\u00e1ln\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/20\/ha%C5%A1ek2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>A proto prav\u00edm zcela prost\u011b: V d\u011bjin\u00e1ch cel\u00e9ho lidstva vyskytl se jen jedinec tak v\u0161estrann\u011b dokonal\u00fd, a to jsem j\u00e1. Vezm\u011bte si kup\u0159\u00edkladu jen n\u011bkterou z m\u00fdch neoby\u010dejn\u011b zda\u0159il\u00fdch pov\u00eddek.<\/strong> A co vid\u00edte, obracej\u00edce str\u00e1nku za str\u00e1nkou? \u017de ka\u017ed\u00e1 v\u011bta m\u00e1 sv\u016fj hlubok\u00fd smysl, ka\u017ed\u00e9 slovo \u017ee jest na prav\u00e9m m\u00edst\u011b, v\u0161echno \u017ee jest v souhlase se skute\u010dnost\u00ed; p\u0159ikro\u010d\u00edm-li k l\u00ed\u010den\u00ed krajiny, tu \u017ee ji m\u00e1te tak p\u0159ed sebou, jako kdyby byla ofotografov\u00e1na, a osoby, kter\u00e9 v\u00e1m p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u00edm v nejrozko\u0161n\u011bji zapleten\u00e9m d\u011bji, \u017ee stoj\u00ed p\u0159ed v\u00e1mi jako \u017eiv\u00e9.<br \/>\nP\u0159itom \u010de\u0161tina v m\u00fdch prac\u00edch liter\u00e1rn\u00edch jest nejryzej\u0161\u00ed, p\u0159ed\u010d\u00edc ryzost\u00ed i \u010de\u0161tinu Bible kralick\u00e9, jest to prav\u00e1 lahoda p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst si aspo\u0148 jedinou \u0159\u00e1dku z m\u00fdch prac\u00ed \u2013 a kdy\u017e tak u\u010din\u00edte, uvid\u00edte, jak\u00e9 kouzlo vl\u00e9v\u00e1 se do du\u0161e, jak se rozeh\u0159\u00edv\u00e1te, jak s bla\u017een\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem tu knihu ani v\u016fbec neodlo\u017e\u00edte, nos\u00edte ji po\u0159\u00e1d s sebou.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Byl jsem kolikr\u00e1t sv\u011bdkem, jak lid\u00e9 s opovr\u017een\u00edm odkl\u00e1dali \u010dasopis, pon\u011bvad\u017e v n\u011bm nebylo nic ode mne.<\/strong><br \/>\nAno, i j\u00e1 jsem tak\u00e9 tak \u010dinil, nebo\u0165 i j\u00e1 pat\u0159\u00edm mezi sv\u00e9 ctitele, a tak\u00e9 se t\u00edm nikterak netaj\u00edm. Ka\u017edou svou oti\u0161t\u011bnou pr\u00e1ci d\u00e1m si p\u0159ed\u010d\u00edtat svoj\u00ed man\u017eelkou Jarmilou, nejroztomilej\u0161\u00ed a nejinteligentn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u017eenou na sv\u011bt\u011b, a u \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 v\u011bty nemohu se zdr\u017eet v\u00fdk\u0159iku zaslou\u017eil\u00e9ho obdivu:<br \/>\n<em>\u201eTo\u0165 n\u00e1dhern\u00e9, to\u0165 kr\u00e1sn\u00e9! Jak\u00e1 to hlava, ten pan Jaroslav Ha\u0161ek!\u201c<\/em><br \/>\nToto ov\u0161em podot\u00fdk\u00e1m jen mimochodem, nebo\u0165 to jest pr\u00e1v\u011b v\u00fdborn\u00fd dokument, jak\u00e9 nad\u0161en\u00ed p\u016fsob\u00ed m\u00e9 liter\u00e1rn\u00ed pr\u00e1ce v kruz\u00edch \u010dten\u00e1\u0159stva, a jsem p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den, \u017ee tis\u00edce a tis\u00edce \u010dten\u00e1\u0159\u016f \u010din\u00ed tak se stejn\u00fdm nad\u0161en\u00edm, a toto nad\u0161en\u00ed jest mn\u011b tak drah\u00e9 pr\u00e1v\u011b proto, \u017ee vytrysk\u00e1 ze srdc\u00ed velice inteligentn\u00edho davu, pro kter\u00fd z\u016fstanu v\u017edy nejslavn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm spisovatelem sv\u011bta. J\u00e1 jsem \u017eiv\u00fdm dokladem toho, jak l\u017eiv\u00e9 zpr\u00e1vy roztru\u0161uj\u00ed nesv\u011bdomit\u00ed kritikov\u00e9 tvrzen\u00edm, \u017ee u n\u00e1s nem\u00e1me \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9ho sv\u011btov\u00e9ho spisovatele.<\/p>\n<p><strong>P\u0159ikro\u010d\u00edm nyn\u00ed zcela kr\u00e1tce k ocen\u011bn\u00ed sv\u00e9ho charakteru. \u010clov\u011bk, kter\u00fd p\u00ed\u0161e tak kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 v\u011bci jako j\u00e1, mus\u00ed m\u00edt tak\u00e9 du\u0161i kr\u00e1snou. <\/strong><br \/>\nA p\u0159i p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edch volb\u00e1ch do rady \u0159\u00ed\u0161sk\u00e9 naskytne se jist\u011b mo\u017enost, abych, jsa zvolen na n\u011bkter\u00e9m \u010di v\u00edce okresech jednohlasn\u011b, zbavil rakousk\u00fd parlament t\u00e9 ostudy, \u017ee tam dosud nezasedl nej\u0161lechetn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed mu\u017e rakousko-uhersk\u00e9ho mocn\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed! Nemus\u00edm snad vykl\u00e1dat, \u017ee t\u00edmto nej\u0161lechetn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm mu\u017eem m\u00edn\u00edm sebe.<\/p>\n<p>Nakonec v\u00fdslovn\u011b prohla\u0161uji, \u017ee i toto, co jsem napsal, jest jedn\u00edm z on\u011bch velk\u00fdch \u0161lechetn\u00fdch skutk\u016f, nebo\u0165 co jest kr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho, ne\u017eli kdy\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk n\u011bkoho \u00fapln\u011b nezi\u0161tn\u011b povznese na vrchol sl\u00e1vy? Touto kapitolou tak\u00e9 otevrou se o\u010di mnoh\u00fdm, kte\u0159\u00ed snad hledali v t\u00e9to knize, v t\u00e9to velk\u00e9 historii sn\u016f\u0161ku hanopis\u016f a opovr\u017eliv\u00e9 kritiky tak \u010detn\u00fdch ve\u0159ejn\u011b \u010dinn\u00fdch osob. Jsou-li tyto \u0159\u00e1dky hanopisem, pak namoudu\u0161i u\u017e nev\u00edm, co je hanopis!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jaroslav Ha\u0161ek (30.4. 1883 \u2013 3.1. 1923)<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>MANIFEST STRANY M\u00cdRN\u00c9HO POKROKU V MEZ\u00cdCH Z\u00c1KONA K POSLEDN\u00cdM VOLB\u00c1M<\/strong><br \/>\nJakmile byla rozpu\u0161t\u011bna \u0159\u00ed\u0161sk\u00e1 rada, usnesl se n\u00e1\u0161 v\u00fdkonn\u00fd v\u00fdbor, s\u00eddlem v Krav\u00edn\u011b na Kr\u00e1lovsk\u00fdch Vinohradech, \u00fa\u010dastniti se piln\u011b volebn\u00edho ruchu samostatnou kandidaturou; i byl nalepen v Krav\u00edn\u011b tento manifest:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Lide \u010desk\u00fd!<\/strong><br \/>\nBylo to roku 1492, kdy\u017e Kolumbus vyplul z Janova za t\u00edm \u00fa\u010delem, aby objevil Ameriku. Od t\u00e9 doby uplynulo n\u011bkolik stolet\u00ed a my zcela pr\u00e1vem mus\u00edme souditi, vid\u00edme-li dnes onen pokrok v zemi Kolumbem objeven\u00e9, \u017ee pokrok ten nemohl vzniknouti n\u00e1hle cestou snad n\u00e1silnou, n\u00fdbr\u017e \u017ee pokrok ten od onoho historick\u00e9ho d\u011bje, kdy nejslavn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u010cech, Kolumbus, Ameriku objevil a vyplul z Janovic, postupoval cestou m\u00edrnou v mez\u00edch z\u00e1kona a \u017ee by rozhodn\u011b dnes Amerika nest\u00e1la na takov\u00e9m stupni vzd\u011blanosti, kdyby byl Kolumbus ji neobjevil.<br \/>\nKolumbus v\u0161ak se neb\u00e1l, a veden jsa ji\u017e tenkr\u00e1t z\u00e1sadou, m\u00edrn\u00fd pokrok v mez\u00edch z\u00e1kona&#8217;, dovolil se slavn\u00fdch \u00fa\u0159ad\u016f a p\u0159iplul na kraj Ameriky, aby v\u011bc nep\u0159ep\u00ednal do krajnosti. Teprve po n\u011bm jeden Ameri\u010dan objevil celou vlastn\u00ed pevninu a jmenuje se po n\u011bm Amerikou.<br \/>\nPotom bylo t\u0159eba teprve vyhubit Indi\u00e1ny, zav\u00e9sti otroctv\u00ed, a tak zav\u00e1d\u011bt v\u0161ude pokrok, poznen\u00e1hlu, pomalu, a\u017e kone\u010dn\u00e9 vid\u00edme, \u017ee za \u0159adu stolet\u00ed poda\u0159ilo se Edisonovi vynal\u00e9zt fonograf. Kdyby byl b\u00fdval Kolumbus do Ameriky nejel, nepokusil se v\u016fbec o svou turistickou v\u00fdpravu, rvali by se d\u00e1le Indi\u00e1ni mezi sebou a nem\u011bli bychom ani fonografu, a tento st\u00e1t nemel by zdroj sv\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edjm\u016f, tab\u00e1kov\u00fd monopol, prost\u00fd lid na venkove nemel by sv\u00e9 \u0161kub\u00e1nky, nebyly by zn\u00e1my brambory a ko\u0159alka z nich, bylo by zkr\u00e1tka po blahobytu.<br \/>\nKolumbus tedy zkusil a Ameriku objevil, znaje ji\u017e ono kr\u00e1sn\u00e9, staro\u010desk\u00e9 heslo: &#8220;Zkusila ud\u011blal trak\u00e1\u0159.&#8221;<br \/>\nA tak i my p\u0159edstupujeme p\u0159ed tebe, \u010desk\u00fd lide, s nov\u00fdm piktogramem.<br \/>\nZkusili jsme zalo\u017eit novou stranu politickou a jsme p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010deni, \u017ee p\u016fjde to tak, jak prav\u00ed polsk\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed: &#8220;Z malink\u00e9 jisk\u00e9rky velk\u00fd ohe\u0148 b\u00fdv\u00e1.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u010cesk\u00fd lide! \u010cechov\u00e9! Rod\u00e1ci!<\/strong><br \/>\nKolumbus tak\u00e9 nev\u011bd\u011bl, jak\u00e9 ovoce p\u0159inese jednou jeho cesta do Ameriky, co vzejde z jeho podniku (&#8230;)<br \/>\nA tak ani my, zalo\u017eiv\u0161e novou stranu politickou, nem\u00e1me ani a nem\u016f\u017eeme m\u00edt tu\u0161en\u00ed, co dobr\u00e9ho strana ta vykon\u00e1 pro lidstvo, zejm\u00e9na v\u0161ak pro tebe, drah\u00fd lide \u010desk\u00fd!<br \/>\nA vy v\u0161ichni jist\u00e9 ot\u00e1\u017eete se po n\u00e1zoru strany, po jej\u00edm programu.<br \/>\nKter\u00fd n\u00e1zev mu\u017ee b\u00fdt v\u0161ak kr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e ono heslo, kter\u00e9 si strana nov\u00e1 napsala na sv\u016fj \u0161t\u00edt m\u00edrn\u00fd pokrok v mez\u00edch z\u00e1kona&#8217;?<br \/>\n(&#8230;)<br \/>\nV Praze v m\u011bs\u00edci dubnu 1911 Za v\u00fdkonn\u00fd v\u00fdbor strany m\u00edrn\u00e9ho pokroku v mez\u00edch z\u00e1kona:<br \/>\nEduard Drob\u00edlek Dreischuh, Jaroslav Ha\u0161ek, Josef Skru\u017en\u00fd, Josef Lada, Dr. Boh. \u0160meral, In\u017e. K\u00fan Dr. Nov\u00e1k, JUDr. Slab\u00fd, policejn\u00ed komisa\u0159, Emanuel \u0160katula.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/citarny.cz\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u010c\u00cdT\u00c1RNY<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Pon\u011bvad\u017e <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":79420,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/20\/ha\u0161ek.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79419"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=79419"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95649,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79419\/revisions\/95649"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/79420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=79419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=79419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=79419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}