{"id":76111,"date":"2016-09-18T20:50:29","date_gmt":"2016-09-18T19:50:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=76111"},"modified":"2017-04-21T07:04:17","modified_gmt":"2017-04-21T06:04:17","slug":"vladimir-balhar-pohadka-o-hezkem-kralovstvi-kde-vladli-tri-kralove-nedelka-zvoralek-a-bures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=76111","title":{"rendered":"VLADIM\u00cdR BALHAR: Poh\u00e1dka o Hezk\u00e9m kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed, kde vl\u00e1dli kr\u00e1lov\u00e9 Ned\u011blka, Zvor\u00e1lek a Bure\u0161"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bylo jednou jedno kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed, a tam vl\u00e1dli t\u0159i kr\u00e1lov\u00e9. Jmenovali se Ned\u011blka, Zvor\u00e1lek a Bure\u0161. Ned\u011blka nikdy nepracoval, ani to neum\u011bl, ale zato dok\u00e1zal i hodinu hovo\u0159it, ani\u017e by kdokoliv cokoliv pochopil z toho, co Ned\u011blka \u0159ekl. Zvor\u00e1lek byl naprosto neschopn\u00fd a cokoliv zvoral. Jeho p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 se ho proto hojn\u011b ptali na radu, Zvor\u00e1lek ochotn\u011b poradil a jeho p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 ud\u011blali p\u0159esn\u00fd opak. V\u017edy byli \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00ed. Zvor\u00e1lek byl mistr negativn\u00ed logiky. Bure\u0161, ten byl ze v\u0161ech nejschopn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, nejinteligentn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, nejbohat\u0161\u00ed, ale chud\u00e1k, zapletl se s tajn\u00fdmi slu\u017ebami a byl snadno vyd\u00edrateln\u00fd, i musel tajn\u00fdm slu\u017eb\u00e1m tajn\u011b slou\u017eit.<\/em><\/p>\n

Kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed bylo nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ze v\u0161ech kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed St\u0159edozem\u00ed, a proto\u017ee tam bylo moc hezky, jmenovalo se Hezko. Lid\u00e9 v Hezku byli hodn\u00ed, poddajn\u00ed, pracovit\u00ed a vzd\u011blan\u00ed, \u017eeny v Hezku byly ve St\u0159edozem\u00ed pov\u011bstn\u00e9 svou kr\u00e1sou a l\u00e1skou k d\u011btem.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u0158ekli byste, r\u00e1j na zemi, ale m\u011blo to mali\u010dkou chybi\u010dku. Zl\u00ed soused\u00e9, T\u00e9toni a Chetoni se sna\u017eili Hezko ovl\u00e1dnout a Hezy si podmanit. T\u00e9ton\u016fm a Cheton\u016fm se to poda\u0159ilo, proto\u017ee se hloup\u00fd Honza nedostavil, ani Nebojsa, ani Blani\u010dt\u00ed ryt\u00ed\u0159i, koukali na televizi, kde se prom\u00edtaly hemerick\u00e9 filmy.<\/em><\/p>\n

A jak to vlastn\u011b za\u010dalo? Prvn\u00ed kr\u00e1l Hezka, Van\u011bk prv\u00fd, druh\u00fd i t\u0159et\u00ed, Hezy p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dil, \u017ee jejich vzkv\u00e9taj\u00edc\u00ed kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed nevzkv\u00e9t\u00e1. Hezov\u00e9 tehdy m\u011bli kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed pln\u00e9 cukrovar\u016f, stroj\u00edren, zem\u011bd\u011blsk\u00fdch podnik\u016f, lihovar\u016f, sladoven a pivovar\u016f, ml\u00e9k\u00e1ren a chemick\u00fdch podnik\u016f, m\u011bli sv\u00e9 vodovody, elektr\u00e1rny, kanalizace, ropovody, plynovody a velk\u00e9 fabriky na v\u00fdrobu benz\u00ednu, nafty a plastick\u00fdch hmot. Taky m\u011bli vysok\u00e9 d\u016fchody a zadarmo u\u010ditele, zuba\u0159e i l\u00e9ka\u0159e, soudce a not\u00e1\u0159e. M\u011blo to drobnou nev\u00fdhodu, \u017ee tehdej\u0161\u00ed kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed ovl\u00e1dali organiza\u010dn\u011b Koman\u010di, i kdy\u017e byli v podstat\u011b ne\u0161kodn\u00ed, proto\u017ee pouze cht\u011bli, aby ka\u017ed\u00fd, kdo usiloval o vysok\u00fd post, s\u00e1m se stal Koman\u010dem.<\/em><\/p>\n

No a Van\u011bk prv\u00fd, druh\u00fd i t\u0159et\u00ed tedy Hezy p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dil, \u017ee jejich kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed nevzkv\u00e9t\u00e1, ale \u017ee vzkv\u00e9tati bude, a \u017ee nikdy nebude nezam\u011bstnanost. I jak \u0159ekl, tak za\u010dal \u010dinit se sv\u00fdm geni\u00e1ln\u00edm kolegou – nekolegou, Klasem.<\/em><\/p>\n

I Van\u011bk prv\u00fd, druh\u00fd i t\u0159et\u00ed ve spolupr\u00e1ci – nespolupr\u00e1ci se sv\u00fdm geni\u00e1ln\u00edm kolegou – nekolegou, Klasem za\u010dali likvidovat v\u0161echny cukrovary, stroj\u00edrny, zem\u011bd\u011blsk\u00e9 podniky, lihovary, sladovny a pivovary, ml\u00e9k\u00e1rny a chemick\u00e9 podniky, vodovody, elektr\u00e1rny, kanalizace, ropovody, plynovody a velk\u00e9 fabriky na v\u00fdrobu benz\u00ednu, nafty a plastick\u00fdch hmot. Taky vysok\u00e9 d\u016fchody a zadarmo u\u010ditele, zuba\u0159e i l\u00e9ka\u0159e, soudce a not\u00e1\u0159e, a hlavn\u011b Koman\u010de, co to vlastn\u011b cel\u00e9 zp\u016fsobili.<\/em><\/p>\n

Proto\u017ee p\u0159ece, pro\u010d udr\u017eovat neefektivn\u00ed a neziskov\u00e9 podniky co zbyte\u010dn\u011b v\u00e1\u017eou pracovn\u00ed s\u00edlu, kdy\u017e s\u00edla tato m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdti efektivn\u011b p\u0159em\u011bm\u011bna na sledova\u010de a slep\u00e9 vykon\u00e1va\u010de reklamn\u00edch povel\u016f, pro\u010d draze vyr\u00e1b\u011bt, kdy\u017e se d\u00e1 levn\u011bji vyrobit jinde, pro\u010d studovat a b\u00fdt odborn\u00edk, kdy\u017e l\u00e9pe a svobodn\u011bji odborn\u00edkovi se \u017eije, kdy\u017e z popelnice rohl\u00edky vyb\u00edrati si m\u016f\u017ee a hloupou odbornost\u00ed zat\u011b\u017eovati se nemus\u00ed.<\/em><\/p>\n

A tak byly zni\u010deny, rozprivatizov\u00e1ny a rozkradeny v\u0161echny cukrovary, stroj\u00edrny, zem\u011bd\u011blsk\u00e9 podniky, lihovary, sladovny a pivovary, ml\u00e9k\u00e1rny a chemick\u00e9 podniky, vodovody, elektr\u00e1rny, kanalizace, ropovody, plynovody a velk\u00e9 fabriky na v\u00fdrobu benz\u00ednu, nafty a plastick\u00fdch hmot. Taky byly zni\u010deny vysok\u00e9 d\u016fchody a u\u010ditel\u00e9 zadarmo, zuba\u0159i i l\u00e9ka\u0159i, soudci i not\u00e1\u0159i. Kupodivu, Koman\u010di z\u016fstali.<\/em><\/p>\n

I v Hezku vypukl nedostatek pr\u00e1ce, a kdo si cht\u011bl n\u011bco koupit, t\u0159eba ojet\u00e9 a neekologick\u00e9 auto ze sousedn\u00edho Sudensk\u00e9ho anebo T\u00e9tonsk\u00e9ho kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed, musel si p\u016fj\u010dit od Cheton\u016f. Chetoni r\u00e1di p\u016fj\u010dovali, ov\u0161em na lichvu, by\u0165 ji velmi zdvo\u0159ile naz\u00fdvali n\u00e1klady na obsluhu dluhu. Prost\u011b profesion\u00e1ln\u00ed slu\u0161\u0148\u00e1ci. Ale, kdy\u017e si p\u016fj\u010d\u00edte 100 pen\u011bz, a m\u00e1te vr\u00e1tit 150 pen\u011bz, kde to vezmete? Inu nevezmete, nejde to, pen\u00edze zat\u00ed\u017een\u00e9 lichvou nelze zaplatit pen\u011bzi zat\u00ed\u017een\u00fdmi lichvou. To je takov\u00e1 star\u00e1, n\u011bkolik set let star\u00e1 finta na hodn\u00e9 a poddajn\u00e9 lidi. Lichvu dolo\u017e\u00edte pouze re\u00e1ln\u00fdm majetkem, nav\u00edc p\u0159em\u011bn\u011bn\u00fdm na pen\u00edze zat\u00ed\u017een\u00e9 lichvou.<\/em><\/p>\n

No a tak hodn\u00ed a poddajn\u00ed lid\u00e9 uhradili lichvu dolo\u017een\u00edm ze sv\u00e9ho ve\u0161ker\u00e9ho majetku, a nic jim vlastn\u011b nezbylo, proto\u017ee to jest princip lichvy.<\/em><\/p>\n

No a jak to cel\u00e9 dopadlo? Inu jako v poh\u00e1dk\u00e1ch. I zazvonil zvonec a poh\u00e1dky byl konec. Hezko zaniklo, Hezov\u00e9 byli ze sv\u00e9 kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 zem\u011b vyhn\u00e1ni, zni\u010deni lichvou Cheton\u016f a pr\u00e1vn\u00edm \u0159\u00e1dem T\u00e9ton\u016f. Cel\u00e9 kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed bylo rozkradeno a zni\u010deno, bohat\u00e9ho Bure\u0161e zabili a jeho majetek si rozd\u011blili T\u00e9toni a Chetoni. Ned\u011blka a Zvor\u00e1lek byli zvoleni do likvida\u010dn\u00ed komise, a zbytky kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed dle z\u00e1kon\u016f v\u011bnovali sousedn\u00edmu kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed Suden\u016f.<\/em><\/p>\n

Tak\u017ee a\u017e n\u011bkdy ve St\u0159edozem\u00ed potk\u00e1te smutn\u00e9ho \u010dlov\u011bka, hodn\u00e9ho, poddajn\u00e9ho, pracovit\u00e9ho a vzd\u011blan\u00e9ho, s kr\u00e1snou \u017eenou a mil\u00fdmi d\u011btmi, vzpome\u0148te, \u017ee n\u011bkter\u00e9 poh\u00e1dky nemus\u00ed b\u00fdt jenom poh\u00e1dky.<\/em><\/p>\n

Vladim\u00edr BALHAR<\/strong><\/p>\n

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