{"id":71032,"date":"2016-08-15T16:59:29","date_gmt":"2016-08-15T15:59:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=71032"},"modified":"2016-08-15T17:00:41","modified_gmt":"2016-08-15T16:00:41","slug":"na-okraj-mucholapka-jeste-si-je-pamatuji-z-doby-mladi-jenze-ouvej-v-supermarketech-nic-takoveho-neznali","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=71032","title":{"rendered":"NA OKRAJ: Mucholapka. Je\u0161t\u011b si je pamatuji z doby ml\u00e1d\u00ed. V supermarketech v\u0161ak nic takov\u00e9ho neznali"},"content":{"rendered":"

M\u016fj p\u0159\u00edbytek m\u00e1 mouchy. Nemysl\u00edm n\u011bjak\u00e9 technick\u00e9 nedod\u011blky, zat\u00e9kaj\u00edc\u00ed st\u0159echu nebo n\u011bco podobn\u00e9ho, mysl\u00edm skute\u010dn\u00e9 z\u00e1stupce<\/em> dvouk\u0159\u00eddl\u00e9ho hmyzu odborn\u011b ozna\u010dovan\u00e9ho jako musca domestica. Jakmile p\u0159ijde tepl\u00e9 obdob\u00ed, nast\u011bhuj\u00ed se ke mn\u011b a usilovn\u011b se m\u011b sna\u017e\u00ed p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dit, \u017ee tam jsou doma. L\u00e9taj\u00ed mi kolem hlavy, sedaj\u00ed na v\u0161echno v kuchyni, jejich obl\u00edbenou z\u00e1bavou je proch\u00e1zet se po monitoru po\u010d\u00edta\u010de, zat\u00edmco na n\u011bm pracuji. Nejsp\u00ed\u0161e kontroluj\u00ed, co d\u011bl\u00e1m, a zda tam nep\u00e1ch\u00e1m n\u011bjak\u00e9 nep\u0159\u00edstojnosti<\/em><\/p>\n

\"mucholapka\"<\/a>Sna\u017e\u00edm se je p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dit, \u017ee se m\u00fdl\u00ed, \u017ee m\u011b obt\u011b\u017euj\u00ed, m\u00e1ch\u00e1m po nich ut\u011brkou, ale oni, mr\u0161ky, jsou mnohem \u010dipern\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e j\u00e1. V podstat\u011b maj\u00ed z t\u00e9 honi\u010dky b\u017eundu. V\u016fbec nech\u00e1pu, jak vzniklo r\u010den\u00ed \u201edv\u011b mouchy jednou ranou\u201c, j\u00e1 nejsem schopen dostat jednu ani p\u011bti ranami.<\/em><\/p>\n

Rozhodl jsem se vyhl\u00e1sit dvouk\u0159\u00eddl\u00fdm otev\u0159en\u00fd boj. Nepom\u00e1h\u00e1 ut\u011brka, pom\u016f\u017ee lep. Mucholapka. Je\u0161t\u011b si je pamatuji z doby ml\u00e1d\u00ed. V\u00e1le\u010dek obsahuj\u00edc\u00ed svinut\u00fd lepkav\u00fd p\u00e1s, pota\u017een\u00edm za tkani\u010dku se rozvinul v pruh, kter\u00fd vypadal jako pokryt\u00fd medem, a mouchy mu prost\u011b neodolaly. Zav\u011b\u0161en pod stropem l\u00e1kal do smrteln\u00e9 pasti, moucha, kter\u00e1 na n\u011bm uv\u00e1zla, u\u017e nevyv\u00e1zla. Za zl\u00e9ho bol\u0161evika to st\u00e1lo n\u011bjak kolem koruny nebo dvou.<\/em><\/p>\n

Jen\u017ee ouvej. V supermarketech Albert, Tesco, Globus nic takov\u00e9ho neznali. Asi jim je\u0161t\u011b nikdo ne\u0159ekl, \u017ee existuj\u00ed mouchy. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, reg\u00e1ly v odd\u011blen\u00ed proti hmyz\u00edm \u0161k\u016fdc\u016fm byly pln\u00e9 v\u0161elijak\u00fdch sprej\u016f, pr\u00e1\u0161k\u016f a jed\u016f, ale mucholapky nem\u011bli, nemaj\u00ed a m\u00edt nebudou, \u0159ekli mi. M\u00e1m si pr\u00fd koupit sprej a honit jednotliv\u00e9 mouchy d\u00e1vkami aerosolu. Je to modern\u00ed a trendy. Tak\u00e9 pr\u00fd sta\u010d\u00ed vyst\u0159\u00edkat rohy pokoje, z\u00e1clony a v\u0161echno kolem a mouchy popadaj\u00ed \u2013 no jako ty mouchy. Spolu s akvarijn\u00edmi rybi\u010dkami, ko\u010dkami, psy a v\u0161\u00edm, co je men\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk. Lidem to pr\u00fd ne\u0161kod\u00ed. Tak to d\u011bkuji, nechci.<\/em><\/p>\n

Nakonec jsem v\u00fdrobek nazvan\u00fd eufemisticky \u201emucholapka\u201c na\u0161el v DM drogerii<\/a><\/strong>. Pamatuji si, \u017ee je\u0161t\u011b loni prod\u00e1vali v tomt\u00e9\u017e obchod\u011b ty \u010desk\u00e9, klasick\u00e9, mysl\u00edm, \u017ee jednu za 12 K\u010d. Tedy oni je neprod\u00e1vali, v reg\u00e1lu nebyly nikdy, ale alespo\u0148 podle katalogu je m\u011bli a s nepatrn\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edplatkem 90 K\u010d za po\u0161tovn\u00e9 je byli schopni dodat a\u017e do bytu. Tento rok u\u017e klasick\u00e9 mucholapky zmizely i z katalogu. V r\u00e1mci inovace a sbli\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed s Evropou nab\u00edzej\u00ed pouze n\u011bmeck\u00fd v\u00fdrobek Profissimo Motiv-Fliegenk\u00f6der. A nestoj\u00ed u\u017e 12, ale rovn\u00fdch 70. Men\u0161\u00ed balen\u00ed. No nekupte to.<\/em><\/p>\n

Koupil jsem. Doma jsem bal\u00ed\u010dek rozbalil. Vypadly \u010dty\u0159i nalepovac\u00ed folie 12×9 cm s hrav\u00fdmi siluetami mot\u00fdlk\u016f. Moc p\u011bkn\u00e9. M\u00e1 se pr\u00fd odlepit ochrann\u00e1 vrstva, t\u00edm se to aktivuje, a p\u0159ilepit na sklo okna. Mouchy se na to budou hrnout jako nat\u011b\u0161en\u00ed sebevrazi sami. Jak se vrstvy dotknou, padnou mrtv\u00e9. Jen sta\u010d\u00ed ka\u017ed\u00fd den sm\u00e9st mrtvolky pod nalepenou folii. Tak\u00e9 tam bylo naps\u00e1no varov\u00e1n\u00ed, \u017ee folii nem\u00e1me \u017eu\u017elat v puse a kdy\u017e u\u017e to ud\u011bl\u00e1me, m\u00e1me vyhledat l\u00e9ka\u0159e, proto\u017ee obsahuje jednoduchou a jist\u011b p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00ed slou\u010deninu S-[(6-chloro-2-oxooxazolo[4,5]pyridin-3(2H)-y)methyl]-0,0-dimethyl thiophosphate \/ Azamethiphos.<\/em><\/p>\n

No, to zn\u00ed hezky. Ale kterou stranou se to lep\u00ed na sklo? Ob\u011b jsou lepiv\u00e9. Zkusil jsem p\u0159ilepit jednou stranou. Nic. Mouchy to ignorovaly. Zkusil jsem to p\u0159ilepit druhou stranou. Op\u011bt nic. Vsad\u00edm se, \u017ee jde jen o nedostatek informac\u00ed u much. Ony si prost\u011b nep\u0159e\u010detly ten p\u0159ibalen\u00fd let\u00e1k a nev\u011bd\u00ed, \u017ee se maj\u00ed na ty samolepky vrhat po tuctech.<\/em><\/p>\n

Abych to zkr\u00e1til. Profissimo Motiv-Fliegenk\u00f6der m\u00e1m nalepen na oknech u\u017e n\u011bkolik dn\u016f. Mouchy to neobt\u011b\u017euje. D\u00e1le sedaj\u00ed v kuchyni na kdeco, d\u00e1le se mi promen\u00e1duj\u00ed po monitoru a bzu\u010d\u00ed mi kolem hlavy. Dokonce bych \u0159ekl, \u017ee je jich v\u00edce ne\u017e p\u0159edt\u00edm.<\/em><\/p>\n

Tak\u017ee chci touto cestou pod\u011bkovat inovativn\u00ed rakousk\u00e9 firm\u011b (jm\u00e9no se mi nepoda\u0159ilo na obalu naj\u00edt) za to, \u017ee pap\u00edrov\u00fd obal \u201emucholapky\u201c byl vyroben z 90 % z recyklovan\u00e9ho materi\u00e1lu (Verpackung aus 90 % Recycling-Material), jak hrd\u011b hl\u00e1s\u00ed n\u00e1pis, a rakousk\u00e9 DM-drogerie market Gmbh, \u017ee tuto skv\u011blou v\u011bc nezat\u011b\u017euj\u00edc\u00ed \u017eivotn\u00ed prost\u0159ed\u00ed dov\u00e1\u017e\u00ed do sv\u00fdch koloni\u00ed a za lidovou cenu 70 K\u010d umo\u017e\u0148uje spot\u0159ebitel\u016fm sledovat hezounk\u00e9 siluety mot\u00fdlk\u016f nalepen\u00fdch na skle. Jinak u\u017e d\u011bkovat nen\u00ed za co. Jenom kl\u00edt.<\/em><\/p>\n

Vladim\u00edr STWORA<\/b><\/p>\n

Ilustra\u010dn\u00ed foto: archiv internetu<\/p>\n

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