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Je to skv\u011bl\u00fd n\u00e1pad. Opravdu. Zavedl bych to plo\u0161n\u011b. Tzn. nejen aby Pir\u00e1ti chodili pozp\u00e1tku po Sn\u011bmovn\u011b, ale naopak, \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161ude. A nejen samotn\u00ed Pir\u00e1ti, ale i jejich voli\u010di, p\u0159i v\u0161\u00ed \u00fact\u011b a respektu k jejich volb\u011b a \u00fasudku.<\/p>\n
Jen si to p\u0159edstavte. Jdete Malostranskou a proti V\u00e1m couv\u00e1 Pir\u00e1t. Nebo p\u0159\u00edznivec. Hned v\u00edte, co je to za kokota. V klidu zastav\u00edte, uvoln\u00edte mu cestu. S \u00fasm\u011bvem mu pop\u0159ejete dobr\u00fd den. V\u00edte, \u017ee m\u00e1 s\u00e1m, bobek, hodn\u011b velk\u00e9 probl\u00e9my v \u017eivot\u011b. Tak pro\u010d mu to trochu neuleh\u010dit.<\/p>\n
V \u00fa\u0159adech bych z\u0159\u00eddil speci\u00e1ln\u00ed koridor, kde by mohli Pir\u00e1ti klidn\u011b rotovat cel\u00fd den, tam a sem. A pro jistotu by \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edci sed\u011bli na obou stran\u00e1ch fronty. Ve snaze zachytit Pir\u00e1ta p\u0159i trajektorii a p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b se pokusit pochopit, o co mu jde.<\/p>\n
I v Poslaneck\u00e9 sn\u011bmovn\u011b bych ud\u011blal opat\u0159en\u00ed. Vybavil bych Pir\u00e1ty povinn\u011b zp\u011btn\u00fdm zrc\u00e1tkem a parkovac\u00edm asistentem s p\u00edp\u00e1n\u00edm. P\u0159eci jen, jsme slu\u0161n\u00ed lid\u00e9, nen\u00ed t\u0159eba, aby n\u00e1m Pir\u00e1ti padali ze schod\u016f a ochoz\u016f.<\/p>\n
Ch\u00e1pu Pir\u00e1ty, pro\u010d k tak zoufal\u00e9mu kroku p\u0159ikro\u010dili. Osam\u011bn\u00ed je smutn\u00e9. I mal\u00e9 d\u011bcko, o kter\u00e9 se nikdo nezaj\u00edm\u00e1, za\u010dne povykovat. Pir\u00e1ti bohu\u017eel nemaj\u00ed ve Sn\u011bmovn\u011b komu co \u0159\u00edct. Ocitli se v politick\u00e9m vakuu. Ne \u017ee by jim kdokoliv v \u010demkoliv p\u0159ek\u00e1\u017eel. Jen jednodu\u0161e.. nikomu nechyb\u00ed. S minulou vl\u00e1dn\u00ed sestavou nem\u011bli mnoho spole\u010dn\u00e9ho. Profesion\u00e1ln\u00edm vykos\u0165ova\u010d\u016fm zem\u011b a eurounijn\u00ed vrchnosti poslou\u017eili jen jako f\u00edkov\u00fd list a v\u00e1bni\u010dka pro mlad\u00e9. V nov\u00e9 vl\u00e1d\u011b, kter\u00e1 se profiluje jako odborn\u00e1 a profesion\u00e1ln\u00ed jaksi pir\u00e1tsk\u00fd dorost nem\u00e1 jednodu\u0161e moc co nab\u00eddnout. Profesn\u011b, znalostn\u011b i lidsky. Nav\u00edc, nov\u00e1 vl\u00e1da je pron\u00e1rodn\u00ed, uvykl\u00e1 si vyd\u011blat sama na sebe. A v\u00ed, \u017ee prost\u011b bude muset tvrd\u011b m\u00e1knout. Nikoliv spol\u00e9hat na dota\u010dn\u00ed zdroje EU. Co\u017e je obvykl\u00fd a nej\u010dast\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zdroj p\u0159\u00edjmu t\u011bchto eurojugend.<\/p>\n
Tak\u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed \u010dty\u0159i roky bude chr\u00e1n\u011bn\u00e1 d\u00edlna Pir\u00e1t\u016f povykovat ve Sn\u011bmovn\u011b. Bezvadn\u011b. Za pom\u011brn\u011b slu\u0161n\u00e9 platy. S prebendami, kter\u00e9 jsou ur\u010deny poslanc\u016fm. Nam\u00edsto, aby n\u011bkde pracovali, budovali si kari\u00e9ru, budou provozovat parlamentn\u00ed obveselen\u00ed. Ok. Poj\u010fme to tedy z\u00e1rove\u0148 i institucionalizovat.<\/p>\n
Navrhuji, aby Pir\u00e1ti nejen povinn\u011b chodili pozadu. P\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b do stran, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b levitovali, pokud zvl\u00e1dnou. Navrhuji z\u0159\u00eddit i novou funkci pro pana H\u0159iba. Pion\u00fdrsk\u00fd vedouc\u00ed poslaneck\u00e9 sn\u011bmovny (PVPS). S dv\u011bst\u011btis\u00edcov\u00fdm platem, vl\u00e1dn\u00edm vozidlem v sedmisedadlov\u00e9m proveden\u00ed a n\u011bjak\u00fdm t\u00edm nov\u011b postaven\u00fdm pion\u00fdrsk\u00fdm t\u00e1borem. Kde by se mil\u00e1 d\u011bcka pomalu za\u010dala u\u010dit z\u00e1kladn\u00edm v\u011bcem. Demokracii, hezky od Plat\u00f3na. Etice, od Sokrata p\u0159es epikurejce ke Kantovi. Historii. Od star\u00e9 \u010c\u00edny po kapitalismus. Hezky s obr\u00e1zky, celodenn\u00edmi cvi\u010den\u00edmi, pomali\u010dku, nesp\u011bchat. Mo\u017en\u00e1 zkusit i n\u011bjakou pr\u00e1ci, jednoduchou, t\u0159eba okopat z\u00e1honek, nafotit a rozj\u00e1san\u011b pustit na soci\u00e1ln\u00ed s\u00edt\u011b.<\/p>\n
Nov\u00e1 vl\u00e1da by m\u011bla v\u00edc \u010dasu na vcelku n\u00e1ro\u010dnou debatu. A d\u011bcka by si to za ty \u010dty\u0159i roky p\u011bkn\u011b u\u017eila.
\nA kdo v\u00ed. Mo\u017en\u00e1 by se nakonec z n\u011bjak\u00e9ho toho Pir\u00e1ta stal i norm\u00e1ln\u00ed.. \u010dlov\u011bk. Dejme tomu \u0161anci.<\/p>\n
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