{"id":365245,"date":"2025-12-30T12:44:40","date_gmt":"2025-12-30T11:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=365245"},"modified":"2026-01-01T11:55:48","modified_gmt":"2026-01-01T10:55:48","slug":"policie-cr-zabavne-a-vtipne-pribehy-z-jihoceske-policejni-linky-158","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=365245","title":{"rendered":"POLICIE \u010cR: Z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 a vtipn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy z jiho\u010desk\u00e9 policejn\u00ed linky 158"},"content":{"rendered":"
Jak\u00e9 vtipn\u00e9, vesel\u00e9 \u010di podivn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edpady \u0159e\u0161ili letos jiho\u010de\u0161t\u00ed policist\u00e9 na lince 158? Bylo jich dost, p\u00e1r nejzaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00edch jsme p\u0159ipravili, jako ji\u017e tradi\u010dn\u011b, k\u00a0silvestrovsk\u00e9mu pobaven\u00ed.<\/h6>\n

\"\"\u2022 Prvn\u00ed vol\u00e1n\u00ed se ozvalo na linku 158 z Krumlovska koncem ledna kolem t\u0159et\u00ed r\u00e1no. \u017densk\u00fd hlas oznamoval \u0161krcen\u00ed a napad\u00e1n\u00ed ze strany p\u0159\u00edtele. To zase a\u017e tak \u00fasm\u011bvn\u00e9 nen\u00ed, jen bylo policist\u016fm divn\u00e9, pro\u010d se chv\u00edlemi z telefonu mimo vol\u00e1n\u00ed o pomoc oz\u00fdv\u00e1 sm\u00edch, skoro a\u017e nezastaviteln\u00fd chechot. Mo\u017en\u00e1 \u00fa\u0159adoval alkohol, ale hl\u00eddka, kter\u00e1 dorazila na m\u00edsto, podala vys\u00edla\u010dkou barvit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed vysv\u011btlen\u00ed. V chat\u011b se po bujar\u00e9m ve\u010deru vzbudil mu\u017e a nev\u011bdomky p\u0159i uleven\u00ed si, pomo\u010dil ps\u00ed pel\u00ed\u0161ek. To se nel\u00edbilo jeho p\u0159\u00edtelkyni, kter\u00e1 ho do navlhl\u00e9ho pel\u00ed\u0161ku shodila a pel\u00ed\u0161ek s n\u00edm vyt\u0159ela. \u0160krcen\u00ed ani pokus o vra\u017edu se nekonal, mu\u017e \u017eenu pra\u0161til omylem, kdy\u017e se sna\u017eil opustit co nejrychleji ps\u00ed pel\u00ed\u0161ek a \u017eenu uklidnit.<\/p>\n

\u2022 V polovin\u011b \u00fanora kolem poledne ozn\u00e1mil na linku 158 mu\u017e, \u017ee v rybn\u00edce u Vimperka je velk\u00e9 mno\u017estv\u00ed uhynul\u00fdch ryb, je pot\u0159eba to pro\u0161et\u0159it, pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b n\u011bkdo otr\u00e1vil vodu. Policist\u00e9 na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed dojet\u00edm na m\u00edsto dostali informaci od majitele rybn\u00edka: \u201cZa v\u0161e m\u016f\u017ee vydra, vypla\u0161ila ryby tak, \u017ee jich asi deset stresem a vys\u00edlen\u00edm uhynulo.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u2022 V polovin\u011b b\u0159ezna ozn\u00e1mil rozho\u0159\u010den\u00fd mu\u017e kr\u00e1de\u017e piva na odpo\u010d\u00edvadle d\u00e1lnice D3. Nakonec se uk\u00e1zalo, \u017ee \u0161lo o zmizen\u00ed rozpit\u00e9ho piva ponechan\u00e9ho na stole, kdy\u017e vy\u0161el mu\u017e ven kou\u0159it a obsluha jej p\u0159i standartn\u00edm \u00faklidu stol\u016f odnesla. Po telefonu nebyla rozumn\u00e1 \u0159e\u010d, a tak v\u0161e na m\u00edst\u011b uklidnila a vy\u0159\u00eddila a\u017e vyslan\u00e1 policejn\u00ed hl\u00eddka.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Koncem b\u0159ezna ozn\u00e1mila \u017eena, \u017ee v \u010c. Bud\u011bjovic\u00edch na Rudolfovsk\u00e9 t\u0159\u00edd\u011b napadla matka d\u00edt\u011b, mal\u00e9 asi osmi let\u00e9. Hl\u00eddka na m\u00edst\u011b zjistila, \u017ee jde o chlapce, kter\u00fd zakopl, rozbil si pusu a ne\u017e ho maminka o\u0161et\u0159ila a uklidnila, tak vyv\u00e1d\u011bl jako mal\u00fd \u010f\u00e1bel.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Po\u010d\u00e1tkem dubna ozn\u00e1mila nad r\u00e1nem ostraha obchodn\u00edho centra v \u010cesk\u00fdch Bud\u011bjovic\u00edch, \u017ee se n\u011bkdo vloupal do pobo\u010dky banky a podle kamer je je\u0161t\u011b pachatel uvnit\u0159, dosud nevy\u0161el. Cht\u011bj\u00ed posily. Na m\u00edst\u011b policist\u00e9 zjistili, \u017ee do banky vstoupili pracovn\u00edci \u00faklidov\u00e9 \u010dety v r\u00e1mci objednan\u00e9ho gener\u00e1ln\u00edho \u00faklidu, ten nebyl omylem ozn\u00e1men dispe\u010dinku centra. K p\u0159est\u0159elce s gangstery tak na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed nedo\u0161lo.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Koncem kv\u011btna p\u0159ijal opera\u010dn\u00ed d\u016fstojn\u00edk ozn\u00e1men\u00ed o skoku mu\u017ee z okna ve Stud\u00e1nk\u00e1ch. Na m\u00edst\u011b policist\u00e9 skute\u010dn\u011b na\u0161li mu\u017ee, t\u0159icetilet\u00e9ho cizince z Indon\u00e9sie, jen s trochu bolavou nohou. A co se stalo? Necht\u011bl j\u00edt dlouhou trasu po schodech, a tak z prvn\u00edho patra zvolil zkratku oknem.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Linka 158 dok\u00e1\u017ee tak\u00e9 p\u0159ij\u00edmat t\u00eds\u0148ov\u00e9 zpr\u00e1vy SMS. Jedna z nich v polovin\u011b \u010dervna kolem sedm\u00e9 r\u00e1no v\u0161ak nebyla ani t\u00eds\u0148ov\u00e1, ani nepat\u0159ila policist\u016fm. Jak zn\u011bla? \u201eAhoj mil\u00e1 Jaru\u0161ko, p\u0159eji k narozk\u00e1m jen to nejlep\u0161\u00ed, hlavn\u011b zdrav\u00ed\u010dko a \u2026.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u2022 V \u010dervenci ozn\u00e1mil mu\u017e z \u010c. Bud\u011bjovic, \u017ee mu n\u011bkdo zvra\u017edil slepici, ur\u010dit\u011b ze msty. Telefon\u00e1t nebyl moc kvalitn\u00ed, a tak vyrazila na m\u00edsto policejn\u00ed hl\u00eddka. Vra\u017eda je vra\u017eda, nic se nepodce\u0148uje. Na m\u00edst\u011b bylo po chv\u00edli v\u0161e jasn\u00e9, nebude pot\u0159eba volat mord partu, slepici dostala asi kuna, ohled\u00e1n\u00ed t\u011bla tak\u00e9 nebude, ob\u011b\u0165 vra\u017edy je toti\u017e ji\u017e v hrnci.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Koncem letn\u00edch pr\u00e1zdnin ozn\u00e1mila p\u0159ed p\u016flnoc\u00ed na linku 158 \u017eena, \u017ee se s p\u0159\u00edtelem p\u0159est\u011bhovala p\u0159ed t\u0159emi t\u00fddny do \u010cesk\u00fdch Bud\u011bjovic do nov\u00e9ho bytu, ale d\u011bj\u00ed se jim \u0161patn\u00e9 v\u011bci. Policist\u016fm popisovala, \u017ee vid\u00ed siluety postav pod dekou, otev\u00edraj\u00ed se jim sami od sebe \u0161upl\u00edky… V byt\u011b prost\u011b stra\u0161\u00ed. Policist\u00e9 v tomto sm\u011bru asi nepomohou, ale my\u0161lenka a\u0165 jdou sp\u00e1t jinam, zabrala. Nav\u00edc padlo rozhodnut\u00ed pozvat babi\u010dku vym\u00edta\u010dku!<\/p>\n

U\u017eijme si tedy v\u0161ichni v rozumn\u00e9 m\u00ed\u0159e oslav Silvestra a pokud budou n\u011bkoho zlobit \u0161upl\u00edky, tak doporu\u010dujeme p\u0159ibrzdit s alkoholem.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

POLICIE \u010cR<\/strong><\/p>\n

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