{"id":270325,"date":"2022-12-30T10:51:01","date_gmt":"2022-12-30T09:51:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=270325"},"modified":"2023-01-01T10:21:37","modified_gmt":"2023-01-01T09:21:37","slug":"policie-cr-vesele-i-neobvykle-pribehy-z-linky-158-pripravili-k-zaveru-roku-jihocesti-policiste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=270325","title":{"rendered":"POLICIE \u010cR: Perli\u010dky 2022. Vesel\u00e9 i neobvykl\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy z linky 158 v ji\u017en\u00edch \u010cech\u00e1ch"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Pro konec roku se v\u017edy hod\u00ed \u00fasm\u011bvn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edpady. Jiho\u010de\u0161t\u00ed policist\u00e9 proto vybrali n\u011bco m\u00e1lo z\u00a0neobvykl\u00fdch vol\u00e1n\u00ed na linku 158. Tak se pobavte s\u00a0n\u00e1mi.<\/h6>\n

\"\"V\u00a0lednu ozn\u00e1mila policist\u016fm \u017eena mimozemskou aktivitu. U\u017e asi dva roky j\u00ed nad domem (okol\u00ed Bor\u0161ova nad Vltavou) sv\u00edt\u00ed na nebi zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed sv\u011bt\u00e9lka, kter\u00e1 j\u00ed zhor\u0161uj\u00ed jej\u00ed zdravotn\u00ed stav. Policist\u00e9 m\u011bli p\u0159ijet nave\u010der, kdy jsou sv\u011bt\u00e9lka nejv\u00edce aktivn\u00ed. K\u00a0v\u00fdjezdu v\u0161ak nedo\u0161lo, o \u017eenu se postarala rodina, namontovala do domu speci\u00e1ln\u00ed \u201etemno kamery\u201c, kter\u00e9 odst\u00edn\u00ed mimozemsk\u00e1 sv\u011btla.<\/p>\n

\"\"V\u00a0\u00fanoru ozn\u00e1mila policist\u016fm \u017eena ze Strakonic, \u017ee pot\u0159ebuje zne\u0161kodnit \u010dervenou u\u017eovku, dlouhou dva metry. Jak se nakonec uk\u00e1zalo, u\u017eovka byla bezpe\u010dn\u011b v\u00a0ter\u00e1riu, jen se n\u011bjak\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem zasekla v\u00a0uchu od misky s\u00a0krmen\u00edm, a jak miskou ml\u00e1tila o sklen\u011bn\u00e9 st\u011bny, \u017eena se b\u00e1la jej\u00edho \u00fat\u011bku. No nakonec to byl \u00fakol pro chovatele a nikoli policisty.<\/p>\n

\"\"V\u00a0b\u0159eznu ozn\u00e1mil mu\u017e z\u00a0T\u00e1bora, \u017ee jeho soused dva dny neotv\u00edr\u00e1, nereaguje na telefon a ve dve\u0159\u00edch bytu m\u00e1 zevnit\u0159 kl\u00ed\u010d. Na bouch\u00e1n\u00ed a zvon\u011bn\u00ed tak\u00e9 nereaguje. M\u00e1 strach o jeho \u017eivot. Policist\u00e9 s\u00a0hasi\u010di tedy vnikli n\u00e1sil\u00edm do bytu. Jeho obyvateli nic nesch\u00e1zelo, pa\u0159il se sluch\u00e1tky na u\u0161\u00edch n\u011bjakou hru a sv\u011bt pro n\u011bj neexistoval. Oprava dve\u0159\u00ed ho snad \u00a0vr\u00e1t\u00ed do reality.<\/p>\n

\"\"V\u00a0kv\u011btnu volala na t\u00eds\u0148ovou linku policie \u017eena z\u00a0\u010cesk\u00fdch Bud\u011bjovic. V\u00a0supermarketu jim l\u00e9t\u00e1 vla\u0161tovka. Policist\u00e9 vla\u0161tovku st\u0159\u00edlet nebudou, \u017eenu tak odk\u00e1zali na odchytovou slu\u017ebu. Vla\u0161tovka tak\u00e9 mo\u017en\u00e1 odl\u00e9tne, kudy p\u0159il\u00e9tla.<\/p>\n

\"\"V\u00a0srpnu volal policisty zmaten\u00fd mu\u017e, pot\u0159ebuje vysvobodit, je zam\u010den\u00fd v\u00a0n\u011bjak\u00e9 kancel\u00e1\u0159i v\u00a0centru \u010cesk\u00fdch Bud\u011bjovic. Nakonec se uk\u00e1zalo, kdy\u017e jej vysvobodili, \u017ee jde o hudebn\u00ed zku\u0161ebnu, kde prob\u011bhla dost divok\u00e1 \u201echlas\u2026.\u201c. Kdy\u017e nad r\u00e1nem spole\u010dnost ode\u0161la dom\u016f, sp\u00edc\u00edho tam omylem zamkli. Bohu\u017eel v\u0161ichni vysp\u00e1vali a na vol\u00e1n\u00ed nikdo nereagoval. Policist\u00e9 s\u00a0hasi\u010di tak nakonec museli uv\u011bzn\u011bn\u00e9ho mu\u017ee vysvobodit vylomen\u00edm dve\u0159\u00ed.<\/p>\n

\"\"V\u00a0z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed volal n\u011bjak\u00fd mu\u017e, \u017ee jeho babi\u010dka t\u00fdr\u00e1 ko\u010dku. Ko\u010dku toti\u017e bol\u00ed zuby a babi\u010dka j\u00ed nechce vz\u00edt k\u00a0veterin\u00e1\u0159i. On tam ko\u010dku nem\u00e1 jak odv\u00e9st a ani nem\u00e1 pen\u00edze na zaplacen\u00ed o\u0161et\u0159en\u00ed. Policie by to mohla za\u0159\u00eddit. Na babi\u010dku nav\u00edc \u017ealuje z\u00a0jej\u00edho vlastn\u00edho telefonu. Policist\u00e9 velmi rychle ov\u011b\u0159ili, \u017ee mimo psychick\u00e9ho stavu vnuka je jinak v\u0161e v\u00a0po\u0159\u00e1dku.<\/p>\n

\"\"S\u00a0dal\u0161\u00edm zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tkem se obr\u00e1tila na policisty \u017eena z\u00a0Vimperka. Jist\u00fd Pavel nos\u00ed v\u00a0kapse kalhot mor\u010de. Ona m\u00e1 strach o \u017eivot mor\u010dete, proto\u017ee Pavel pije a mor\u010deti jde o \u017eivot. Policist\u00e9 na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed znaj\u00ed zmatenou volaj\u00edc\u00ed i Pavla. Ten nos\u00ed v\u00a0kapse jen placatky s\u00a0rumem. Z\u00e1sah na z\u00e1chranu mor\u010dete se tak nakonec nekonal.<\/p>\n

\"\"V\u00a0\u0159\u00edjnu p\u0159ekvapila opera\u010dn\u00ed d\u016fstojn\u00edky t\u00eds\u0148ov\u00e1 esemeska. Zn\u011bn\u00ed bylo jako z\u00a0erotick\u00e9 seznamky: \u201eP\u0159ije\u010f do P\u00edsku, jsem mu\u017e a m\u00e1m r\u00e1d mu\u017ee, ty to v\u00ed\u0161. Pomiluj m\u011b a budu \u0161\u0165astn\u00fd. Odepi\u0161. Nakonec to nebyl ani \u0161patn\u00fd vtip, jak si mysleli. Podle \u010d\u00edsla policist\u00e9 zjistili, \u017ee autorem je jim dob\u0159e zn\u00e1m\u00fd n\u00e1ru\u017eivec \u00a0z\u00a0P\u00edsku, jen adres\u00e1t z\u016fstal tajemstv\u00edm. Mo\u017en\u00e1 n\u011bkdo, komu kon\u010d\u00ed telefonn\u00ed \u010d\u00edslo na \u2026158.<\/p>\n

\"\"Za\u010d\u00e1tkem prosince volal na linku policie mu\u017e ze Strakonic. St\u011b\u017eoval si, \u017ee\u00a0 u\u017e koupil \u0161est b\u00edl\u00fdch slon\u016f a st\u00e1le nem\u016f\u017ee m\u00edt sex. A\u0165 policist\u00e9 zakro\u010d\u00ed. Policist\u00e9 nezakro\u010dili, zjistili, \u017ee jde o zn\u00e1m\u00e9ho kverulanta s\u00a0velkou fantazi\u00ed.<\/p>\n

\"\"Koncem prosince volala \u017eena z\u00a0\u010ceskobud\u011bjovick\u00e9ho s\u00eddli\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee u\u017e je po p\u016flnoci a ona nem\u016f\u017ee sp\u00e1t, ta dvojice v\u00a0byt\u011b nad n\u00ed soulo\u017e\u00ed jako o \u017eivot. \u0158vou jako \u010f\u00e1blov\u00e9 a ona u\u017e to nem\u016f\u017ee vydr\u017eet. Kdy\u017e policejn\u00ed hl\u00eddka dorazila p\u0159ed byt h\u0159\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk\u016f, opera\u010dn\u00edmu d\u016fstojn\u00edkovi u\u017e podala jen stru\u010dn\u00e9 hl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed. Stihli jsme posledn\u00ed vzdech, tady jsme u\u017e zbyte\u010dn\u00ed, bude klid.<\/p>\n

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P\u0159ejme si pro p\u0159ich\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed rok jen \u00fasm\u011bvn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edhody, kdy nep\u016fjde lidem o \u017eivot nebo zdrav\u00ed. S\u00a0humorem a toleranc\u00ed se d\u00e1 vy\u0159e\u0161it i dost zapeklit\u00fdch situac\u00ed.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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