{"id":131267,"date":"2018-05-27T15:56:18","date_gmt":"2018-05-27T14:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=131267"},"modified":"2018-05-27T15:56:18","modified_gmt":"2018-05-27T14:56:18","slug":"prevazne-nevazne-pribehy-ktere-s-fantazii-sobe-vlastni-pise-nekdy-ale-i-sam-proziva-karel-brda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=131267","title":{"rendered":"P\u0158EV\u00c1\u017dN\u011a \u2013 NEV\u00c1\u017dN\u011a: P\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy, kter\u00e9 s fantazi\u00ed sob\u011b vlastn\u00ed p\u00ed\u0161e, n\u011bkdy ale i s\u00e1m pro\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 Karel Br\u010fa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-131492 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/27\/p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh-ze-zoo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"960\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/27\/p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh-ze-zoo.jpg 960w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/27\/p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh-ze-zoo-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/27\/p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh-ze-zoo-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/27\/p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh-ze-zoo-536x357.jpg 536w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/27\/p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh-ze-zoo-725x483.jpg 725w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Zazvonil mobil&#8230;&#8230; babi\u010dka!!!<\/em><br \/>\n<em> ,,Ahoj babi, u\u017e jste v t\u00e9 zoologick\u00e9 zahrad\u011b? A co Bla\u017eena, jak dotancovala na tom Karlovo most\u011b?&#8221; spustil jsem hned.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> ,,Jojo K\u00e1jo, u\u017e jsme tady, Bla\u017eena je asi v po\u0159\u00e1dku.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em> Slovo ,,asi&#8221; budilo hned podez\u0159en\u00ed.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> ,,Jak asi&#8230;.babi ? Ona s v\u00e1ma nen\u00ed?&#8221;<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>\n,,No byla, &#8230; je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed chv\u00edl\u00ed. Je\u0161t\u011b u vchodu byla s n\u00e1ma. Hned potom objevila st\u00e1nek s t\u00edm j\u00eddlem, co si koup\u00ed\u0161 a m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 ho d\u00e1vat zv\u00ed\u0159at\u016fm. \u0158\u00edkala, \u017ee je \u0161koda tak levn\u00fdho jidla a sn\u011bdla to sama. Pak se vrhla na st\u00e1nek se zmrzlinou a pra\u017eenou kuku\u0159ici. No \u017erala jak polskej z\u00e1jezd.&#8221;<br \/>\n,,Ale no tak babi&#8230;..&#8221; sm\u00e1l jsem se.<br \/>\n,,To budou m\u00edt ty zv\u00ed\u0159ata tady zase hlad. Hele K\u00e1jo, v\u00ed\u0161 \u017ee je odtud n\u00e1dhern\u00fd rozhled?&#8221;<br \/>\n,,To u\u017e jste naho\u0159e v t\u00e9 restauraci, babi?&#8221;<br \/>\n,,Ne&#8230;&#8230;na lanovce s Ma\u0159kou. U\u017e hodinu a p\u016fl,&#8221; odpov\u011bd\u011bla babi\u010dka docela v klidu.<br \/>\n,,Ale neboj, pr\u00e1\u0161ky, pit\u00ed a sva\u010dinu m\u00e1m sebou&#8230;.a sed\u00ed se tu docela pohodln\u011b. A nav\u00edc m\u00e1 Ma\u0159ka je\u0161t\u011b placku Becherovky&#8230;.aby n\u00e1m nebylo \u0161patn\u011b v\u00ed\u0161.&#8221;<br \/>\nVid\u011bl jsem to \u00fapln\u011b \u017eiv\u011b jak si babi\u010dka s Ma\u0159kou lebed\u00ed dvacet metr\u016f nad zem\u00ed.<br \/>\n,,A hele babi, to nejde proud, nebo co?&#8221;<br \/>\n,,Ale ne&#8230;.. m\u011b s Ma\u0159kou pustil na tu lanovku a Bla\u017eena u\u017e se k n\u00e1m neve\u0161la&#8230;ale po\u0159\u00e1d tam cht\u011bla sed\u011bt s n\u00e1ma&#8230;&#8230;j\u00e1 u\u017e s Ma\u0159kou d\u00e1vno jela a Bla\u017eena se tam dohadovala s t\u00edm z\u0159\u00edzencem&#8230;.a pak to na n\u00ed p\u0159i\u0161lo&#8230;..j\u00eddlo pro zv\u00ed\u0159ata, zmrzlina i ta kuku\u0159ice&#8230;. v\u0161echno \u0161lo ven. Zase se poblila&#8230;..a rovnou na ten ovl\u00e1dac\u00ed pult&#8230; A pak omdlela&#8230;.. Asi j\u00ed bylo l\u00edto t\u011bch pen\u011bz za to j\u00eddlo&#8230;.. p\u00e1\u010d norm\u00e1ln\u011b sebou nikdy nepr\u00e1skne. Odvezli ji na vypumpov\u00e1n\u00ed \u017ealudku&#8230;.. je\u0161t\u011b v n\u00ed zbyly asi ty granule. Te\u010f dole v\u011btraj\u00ed a hledaj\u00ed asi dobrovoln\u00edka kter\u00fd to oprav\u00ed&#8230;.. No nic K\u00e1jo, doch\u00e1z\u00ed mi baterka a Becherovka. Tak a\u017e vyjedu nahoru, n\u011bkde si nabiju mobil a pak ti zavol\u00e1m&#8230;.zat\u00edm ahoj.&#8221;<br \/>\nJ\u00e1 se kouknu ve\u010der na zpr\u00e1vy&#8230;. mo\u017en\u00e1 tam bude n\u011bco o pohrom\u011b v pra\u017esk\u00e9 ZOO.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Karel BR\u010eA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Zazvonil <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":131492,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/27\/p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh-ze-zoo.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131267"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131267"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":131494,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131267\/revisions\/131494"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/131492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}