{"id":129799,"date":"2018-05-05T12:23:31","date_gmt":"2018-05-05T11:23:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=129799"},"modified":"2018-05-05T12:24:57","modified_gmt":"2018-05-05T11:24:57","slug":"prevazne-nevazne-pribehy-ktere-s-fantazii-sobe-vlastni-pise-nekdy-ale-i-proziva-na-vlastni-kuzi-karel-brda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=129799","title":{"rendered":"P\u0158EV\u00c1\u017dN\u011a – NEV\u00c1\u017dN\u011a: P\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy, kter\u00e9 s fantazi\u00ed sob\u011b vlastn\u00ed p\u00ed\u0161e, n\u011bkdy ale i s\u00e1m pro\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 Karel Br\u010fa"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Zase zazvonil mobil…<\/em>
\n ,,Ano babi, co je ?”<\/em>
\n ,,Pr\u00e1v\u011b jsem se vr\u00e1tila z hradu….”<\/em>
\n ,,Babi nech toho. To u\u017e tady bylo v osma\u010dty\u0159ic\u00e1t\u00fdm.” sm\u00e1l jsem se….<\/em>
\n ,,No jo no. Ale byla jsem dnes na hrad\u011b s holkama. A \u0159eknu ti….maj\u00ed tam p\u011bkn\u00fd bordel.”
\n,,Tam snad ne babi”
\n,,Ale jo. \u0160la jsem s holkama do katedr\u00e1ly sv. V\u00edta po pades\u00e1ti letech. A zn\u00e1\u0161 Bla\u017eenu…v\u0161echno v\u00ed v\u0161echno zn\u00e1. A tak n\u00e1s tam vodila a do v\u0161eho \u0161\u0165ouchala tou svoj\u00ed hol\u00ed a \u0159\u00edkala….A tohle je Jan Nepomuck\u00fd…..a tohle je sv.V\u00e1clav….a tohle nev\u00edm a \u0161\u0165ouchala do t\u00fd sochy a ona se p\u0159evr\u00e1tila na zem.”
\n,,Babi, co kdy\u017e jste po\u0161kodily n\u011bco vz\u00e1cn\u00e9ho ? V\u017edy\u0165 je to na\u0161e historie.” zd\u011bsil jsem se….
\n,,K\u00e1jo klid. Byl to n\u011bjak\u00fd o\u017eral\u00fd fr\u00e1ter….co tam usnul op\u0159en\u00fd o sloup p\u0159i rann\u00ed m\u0161i, n\u011bjak\u00fd hal\u00ed\u0159….nebo tak n\u011bjak.”
\n,, Mysl\u00ed\u0161 Hal\u00edk. Doktor Hal\u00edk.”
\n,,Jo, a jak spadl na zem, tak za\u010dal je\u010det na Bla\u017eenu \u017ee je rasista a kdesi cosi…..tak ho tou hol\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b fl\u00e1kla….. No a u\u017e ji vedli.”
\n,,Zase ostuda babi, je\u0161t\u011b \u017ee nezvracela ty v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed poslaneck\u00e9 chleb\u00ed\u010dky.”
\n,,To ne. Ale jak ji vyv\u00e1d\u011bli z hradu, tak ji je\u0161t\u011b pro jistotu prohl\u00eddli…..t\u00edm direktorem….”
\n,,Detektorem, babi.”
\n,,No….a kdy\u017e za\u010dala p\u00edpat, tak se jim vytrhla a ut\u00edkala pry\u010d…..o holi. Je\u0161t\u011b k\u0159i\u010dela, \u017ee jim ty platinov\u00e9 zuby z v\u00e1lky ned\u00e1…..Dohonili jsme ji a\u017e na Star\u00fdch z\u00e1meck\u00fdch schodech.”
\n,,A babi, jak dlouho budete je\u0161t\u011b na tom z\u00e1jezd\u011b ?”
\n,, Je\u0161t\u011b do ned\u011ble, ale nev\u00edm jak dlouho vydr\u017e\u00ed Ma\u0159ce a Bla\u017een\u011b d\u016fchod. Ale rad\u0161i ti zavol\u00e1m ka\u017ed\u00fd den, jo ?”
\n,,Rad\u0161i jo, babi. Zat\u00edm ahoj a pozdravuj holky.”
\nPro jistotu jsem rychle zav\u011bsil….co kdyby zase potkala toho spratka u\u0161at\u00fdho pozvracen\u00fdho….Bendojc…..s vlajkou…<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Karel BR\u010eA<\/strong><\/p>\n

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