{"id":124540,"date":"2018-03-04T17:26:37","date_gmt":"2018-03-04T16:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=124540"},"modified":"2018-03-04T17:26:37","modified_gmt":"2018-03-04T16:26:37","slug":"povidka-a-tys-zase-postrilel-vsechny-dva-kance-co-sem-zdrhli-z-nemecka-aby-prezili-do-duchodu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/?p=124540","title":{"rendered":"POV\u00cdDKA: ,,A tys zase post\u0159\u00edlel v\u0161echny dva kance co sem zdrhli z N\u011bmecka, aby p\u0159e\u017eili do d\u016fchodu&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-124541 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/03\/pov\u00eddka-mysliveck\u00fd-ples.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"946\" height=\"521\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/03\/pov\u00eddka-mysliveck\u00fd-ples.jpg 946w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/03\/pov\u00eddka-mysliveck\u00fd-ples-300x165.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/03\/pov\u00eddka-mysliveck\u00fd-ples-768x423.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/03\/pov\u00eddka-mysliveck\u00fd-ples-648x357.jpg 648w, https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/03\/pov\u00eddka-mysliveck\u00fd-ples-877x483.jpg 877w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 946px) 100vw, 946px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>V na\u0161\u00ed obci jsou dva spolky. Mysliveck\u00fd, ten m\u00e1 sch\u016fzi v pond\u011bl\u00ed a ryb\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd, ten m\u00e1 sch\u016fzi v \u00fater\u00fd. V\u0161ichni myslivci jsou z\u00e1rove\u0148 i ryb\u00e1\u0159i, a tak kdy\u017e pop\u00edjej\u00ed na sch\u016fzi do r\u00e1na, tak u\u017e z\u016fstanou, p\u0159evl\u00edknout se v \u0161atn\u011b do ryb\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fdch \u0161at\u016f a sch\u016fzujou d\u00e1l. Leto\u0161n\u00ed sch\u016fze myslivc\u016f rozhodla, \u017ee bude lep\u0161\u00ed se spojit s ryb\u00e1\u0159i a ud\u011blat Myslivecko-Ryb\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd ples. A jak poznamenal p\u0159edseda myslivc\u016f a z\u00e1rove\u0148 m\u00edstop\u0159edseda ryb\u00e1\u0159\u016f.<br \/>\n,,Jak zn\u00e1m ryb\u00e1\u0159e, tak daj\u00ed do tomb<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">oly n\u011bjakou chc\u00edplotinu od V\u00e1noc. Ale n\u00e1\u0161 spolek d\u00e1 kance.&#8221;<br \/>\n,,\u017d\u00e1dn\u00e9ho v rev\u00edru nem\u00e1me.&#8221; Odpov\u011bd\u011bl m\u00edstop\u0159edseda myslivc\u016f a z\u00e1rove\u0148 p\u0159edseda ryb\u00e1\u0159\u016f v jedn\u00e9 osob\u011b.<br \/>\n,,Ale za ryb\u00e1\u0159e m\u016f\u017eu \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee d\u00e1me minim\u00e1ln\u011b deset kapr\u016f.&#8221;<br \/>\n,,Kde by jsi je vzal?&#8221; Zeptal se p\u0159edseda.<br \/>\n,,S\u00e1m jsi vypytla\u010dil dva rybn\u00edky.&#8221;<br \/>\n,,A tys zase post\u0159\u00edlel v\u0161echny dva kance co sem zdrhli z N\u011bmecka, aby p\u0159e\u017eili do d\u016fchodu. A nav\u00edc jsi je se\u017eral s\u00e1m.&#8221;<br \/>\n,,Nel\u017ei, dostal jsi kilo klob\u00e1s.&#8221;<br \/>\nTo u\u017e p\u0159edsedov\u00e9 obou spolk\u016f nevydr\u017eeli a pustili se do sebe&#8230;..ostatn\u00ed tak\u00e9.<br \/>\nLetos tedy byly zase dva plesy. Mysliveck\u00fd&#8230;.s bohatou tombolou, nebo\u0165 p\u0159edsedovi vychc\u00edpala kr\u00e1l\u00edk\u00e1rna&#8230; a tak m\u011bli ,,30 zaj\u00edc\u016f&#8221;&#8230;&#8230;A Ryb\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd, proto\u017ee p\u0159edseda vypytla\u010dil rybn\u00edk v sousedn\u00edm n\u011bmeck\u00e9m rev\u00edru.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p id=\"js_m4\" class=\"_5pbw _5vra\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;C&quot;}\"><span class=\"fwn fcg\"><span class=\"fwb fcg\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;;&quot;}\"><strong>Karel BR\u010eA<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;C&quot;}\">Kol\u00e1\u017e: (red) \u2013 Za kr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed Vimperk<\/p>\n<p data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;C&quot;}\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; V <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":124541,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/03\/pov\u00eddka-mysliveck\u00fd-ples.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124540"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124540"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124540\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":124595,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124540\/revisions\/124595"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/124541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zakrasnejsivimperk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}